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#1 |
Member
Join Date: Sep 2016
Posts: 96
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How not to launch
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#2 |
Member
Join Date: Sep 2016
Posts: 96
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Dick move on the camera guy- I would have ran down and helped the poor guy geez
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#3 |
Manic for Life
Join Date: May 2015
Location: San Diego
Posts: 838
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It would be fun to make a video like that.
Lots of yard sale debris to float around, hither and thither, including beer cans. (I know, unopened beer cans don't float, but it's a nice visual.) A couple more bobbing ice chests of odd sizes and colors. Lose your shoe like Hillary, lose your hat, lose your pants, bust open your tackle box and lose the contents, hit your head on a rock, break your rod in half, then plop down on the beach like a humiliated and broken man ... only to be smashed by one more big wave. Then a scruffy beach dog sniffing around lifts his leg and pees on you. Zoom in on a shark's dorsal fin just past the breakers. Hook, line and sinker.
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Another ho-hum day in Paradise Last edited by Mr. NiceGuy; 09-19-2016 at 11:13 PM. |
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#4 |
Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 46
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Dude- sell your kayak and learn to fish from the pier. Dummy!
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#5 |
Member
Join Date: May 2016
Posts: 34
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I got cross-eyed like Hillary watching that video... it almost made me head Bob uncontrollably
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#6 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Encinitas
Posts: 200
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hahah
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#7 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Encinitas
Posts: 200
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he should learn to surf before surf launching..when he let his kayak go out infront of him and it came back and hit him
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#8 |
Junior
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 8
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Cue the Benny Hill music and play at 1.5x speed. Drink some milk and shoot it out of your nose.
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#9 |
Large Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: La Verne, CA
Posts: 1,004
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