How not to launch
 

Now this is painful to watch- sorry if it's been posted https://youtu.be/fpWr1rLO5WY

Dick move on the camera guy- I would have ran down and helped the poor guy geez

It would be fun to make a video like that.


Lots of yard sale debris to float around, hither and thither, including beer cans. (I know, unopened beer cans don't float, but it's a nice visual.)

A couple more bobbing ice chests of odd sizes and colors.

Lose your shoe like Hillary, lose your hat, lose your pants, bust open your tackle box and lose the contents, hit your head on a rock, break your rod in half, then plop down on the beach like a humiliated and broken man ... only to be smashed by one more big wave.

Then a scruffy beach dog sniffing around lifts his leg and pees on you.


Zoom in on a shark's dorsal fin just past the breakers.


Hook, line and sinker.

Dude- sell your kayak and learn to fish from the pier. Dummy!

I got cross-eyed like Hillary watching that video... it almost made me head Bob uncontrollably

hahah

he should learn to surf before surf launching..when he let his kayak go out infront of him and it came back and hit him :doh::doh::doh: I see alot of that in Waikiki with the surf schools

Cue the Benny Hill music and play at 1.5x speed. Drink some milk and shoot it out of your nose.

He's disabled