Blue Gill

[Dan]

hahahahah steve. classic.

forgot number 13)Dude buys a boat.

[Holy Mackerel]

Originally Posted by steveooo

Nah, That's the old model.

Here is the New School

1) Dude Lurks
2) Dude posts a million meaningless posts to bump the post count
3) Dude buys yak
4) Dude makes bunch of meaningless posts (bump the post count)
5) Dude gets the yak wet, in the bay of course!
6) Dude bumps the post count again. Like a mad man this time...
7) Dude finally gets the balls and takes the yak out to the big water. Realizes its not a easy as it looks.
8) Dude hires Josh & catches a big fish.
9) Dude posts up a DH advertisement disguised as a report.
10) Dude chooses 1 of 2 paths
10a) Dude puts in time OTW, has some success on his own, becomes a decent stick.
10b) Dude thinks that he is God's gift to yakking because he has a fishing code group, or even better, Josh on his speed dial.
11) Dude makes sure that no relevant info is ever posted, especially not in the "Kayak Fishing Reports" section.
12) Dude gets beaten by a girl in WCW

hahhahaha! Pretty funny!

This too Dan!

Originally Posted by Dan

forgot number 13)Dude buys a boat.

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[Rock Hopper]

Love the drama you cats have down there.

Makes me wonder why you even have a "report" section at all....

[Handymansd]

Originally Posted by Rock Hopper

Love the drama you cats have down there.

Makes me wonder why you even have a "report" section at all....

ROFLMAO!!! Could not have said it better!

I think it is a way to get our post counts up so we too can be cool like the 1k post guys!...or someday we can be really cool and get 2k+ posts and run an OEX kayak shop!