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Old 08-20-2011, 11:20 PM   #1
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ok ok I'lltalk. dorado being caught off nw corner! And I told a school of yt to stay put until tomorrow morning......
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Old 08-21-2011, 01:38 PM   #2
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ok ok I'lltalk. dorado being caught off nw corner! And I told a school of yt to stay put until tomorrow morning......

ya i saw that BD post too
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:25 PM   #3
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it's the typical transition of this site...

1. dude buys kayak
2. dude lurks this site
3. dude sets up account and posts relevant reports
4. dude starts catching some quality fish
5. dude decides la jolla is 'his/her' fishing hole and jumps down everyone's throat whenever a timely report is posted...

I always post relevant stuff and always will because I remember what it was like to be at #1. Tight lines.
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Old 08-21-2011, 03:06 PM   #4
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it's the typical transition of this site...

1. dude buys kayak
2. dude lurks this site
3. dude sets up account and posts relevant reports
4. dude starts catching some quality fish
5. dude decides la jolla is 'his/her' fishing hole and jumps down everyone's throat whenever a timely report is posted...

I always post relevant stuff and always will because I remember what it was like to be at #1. Tight lines.
Nah, That's the old model.

Here is the New School

1) Dude Lurks
2) Dude posts a million meaningless posts to bump the post count
3) Dude buys yak
4) Dude makes bunch of meaningless posts (bump the post count)
5) Dude gets the yak wet, in the bay of course!
6) Dude bumps the post count again. Like a mad man this time...
7) Dude finally gets the balls and takes the yak out to the big water. Realizes its not a easy as it looks.
8) Dude hires Josh & catches a big fish.
9) Dude posts up a DH advertisement disguised as a report.
10) Dude chooses 1 of 2 paths
10a) Dude puts in time OTW, has some success on his own, becomes a decent stick.
10b) Dude thinks that he is God's gift to yakking because he has a fishing code group, or even better, Josh on his speed dial.
11) Dude makes sure that no relevant info is ever posted, especially not in the "Kayak Fishing Reports" section.
12) Dude gets beaten by a girl in WCW
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Old 08-21-2011, 03:18 PM   #5
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PERFECT.......................the no posting started a few years ago by a very convincing guy!
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Old 08-21-2011, 03:22 PM   #6
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soo...if a 'report' has no relevant info aside from 'look at my big friggin fish that I caught two weeks / month / who knows ago'...is it still a report? Mod, can you set up a bragging board please? I like looking at fish pron as much as the next dude, but to call some of what I see on here 'reports'...hmmm.... oh and bump one on my post count, in 4 more years I might hit 100.
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Old 08-21-2011, 03:25 PM   #7
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Nah, That's the old model.

Here is the New School

1) Dude Lurks
2) Dude posts a million meaningless posts to bump the post count
3) Dude buys yak
4) Dude makes bunch of meaningless posts (bump the post count)
5) Dude gets the yak wet, in the bay of course!
6) Dude bumps the post count again. Like a mad man this time...
7) Dude finally gets the balls and takes the yak out to the big water. Realizes its not a easy as it looks.
8) Dude hires Josh & catches a big fish.
9) Dude posts up a DH advertisement disguised as a report.
10) Dude chooses 1 of 2 paths
10a) Dude puts in time OTW, has some success on his own, becomes a decent stick.
10b) Dude thinks that he is God's gift to yakking because he has a fishing code group, or even better, Josh on his speed dial.
11) Dude makes sure that no relevant info is ever posted, especially not in the "Kayak Fishing Reports" section.
12) Dude gets beaten by a girl in WCW
You da man! LOL. You've been around awhile.
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Old 08-21-2011, 03:32 PM   #8
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Stevooo, seriously, you cracked me up
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Old 08-21-2011, 06:14 PM   #9
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hahahahah steve. classic.

forgot number 13)Dude buys a boat.
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Old 08-21-2011, 07:57 PM   #10
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Nah, That's the old model.

Here is the New School

1) Dude Lurks
2) Dude posts a million meaningless posts to bump the post count
3) Dude buys yak
4) Dude makes bunch of meaningless posts (bump the post count)
5) Dude gets the yak wet, in the bay of course!
6) Dude bumps the post count again. Like a mad man this time...
7) Dude finally gets the balls and takes the yak out to the big water. Realizes its not a easy as it looks.
8) Dude hires Josh & catches a big fish.
9) Dude posts up a DH advertisement disguised as a report.
10) Dude chooses 1 of 2 paths
10a) Dude puts in time OTW, has some success on his own, becomes a decent stick.
10b) Dude thinks that he is God's gift to yakking because he has a fishing code group, or even better, Josh on his speed dial.
11) Dude makes sure that no relevant info is ever posted, especially not in the "Kayak Fishing Reports" section.
12) Dude gets beaten by a girl in WCW
LOL
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Old 08-21-2011, 08:18 PM   #11
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Nah, That's the old model.

Here is the New School

1) Dude Lurks
2) Dude posts a million meaningless posts to bump the post count
3) Dude buys yak
4) Dude makes bunch of meaningless posts (bump the post count)
5) Dude gets the yak wet, in the bay of course!
6) Dude bumps the post count again. Like a mad man this time...
7) Dude finally gets the balls and takes the yak out to the big water. Realizes its not a easy as it looks.
8) Dude hires Josh & catches a big fish.
9) Dude posts up a DH advertisement disguised as a report.
10) Dude chooses 1 of 2 paths
10a) Dude puts in time OTW, has some success on his own, becomes a decent stick.
10b) Dude thinks that he is God's gift to yakking because he has a fishing code group, or even better, Josh on his speed dial.
11) Dude makes sure that no relevant info is ever posted, especially not in the "Kayak Fishing Reports" section.
12) Dude gets beaten by a girl in WCW
ouch stevooo that last one has got to sting
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Old 08-21-2011, 09:02 PM   #12
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Stevooo:

I love it!
Wait, you are poking fun at yourself right?
You were beaten by a girl in the WCW...badly right?
Your post count annually IS higher than mine right?
You are conspicuously lacking in timely reports right?

Yep. I love it. Even if it was a matter of the pot calling the kettle black.
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Old 08-21-2011, 09:19 PM   #13
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Too Funny Steveooo

And mods please remove this from my post count




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Old 08-21-2011, 09:20 PM   #14
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Personally I watch these boards just for the entertaining and quite heated debates.
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Old 08-21-2011, 09:54 PM   #15
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Stevooo:

I love it!
Wait, you are poking fun at yourself right?
You were beaten by a girl in the WCW...badly right?
Your post count annually IS higher than mine right?
You are conspicuously lacking in timely reports right?

Yep. I love it. Even if it was a matter of the pot calling the kettle black.
I have ALWAYS poked fun at myself. It would be weird if others didn't.

Although I'm not in WCW right now, I have never been beaten in WCW by a girl. Sorry that you were. Sharon would have beaten me this year though. Saw that coming, that's why I saved my $20... Give 'em hell Sharon

Yes my post count is higher than yours. Probably because I knew about the forum a few years before you? Give it time, I have faith you can post as much BS as me. ADD + boredom sucks.

I think post count is a horrible number to base anything off of. Most of what I post is bullpoop. For instance, this post.

Yes, I am lacking in timely reports. What I post, I do mostly for my own entertainment, plus I need to feed the ego-centric beast that is "Stevooo". (I do peddle a hobie AND I have a fishfinder, and I use Jazz hands OTW)

I have a "Fixer-upper" house, a 2 year old daughter who is very busy, and another daughter due in 2 months. Free time, fishing, and fishing reports are lacking big time. I still fish a tiny bit, but not as much as I'd like to...

Hope you didn't take my last post too seriously. I meant it purely in jest poking fun @ what I see Not directed @ anyone in particular. Honestly.

The other alternative is to skip steps 1-6, take your yak out, hook a yellow, stab it with a knife, lose it, and then endure the wrath of the members of this forum when you tell the story of how you lost it...

The Pot calling the Kettle Black? Sure, but I'll be the first to admit, that does sound a bit racist

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