Pee Break - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

WahooUSMA · 04-13-2010, 04:46 PM

This is too funny...When I had the X-Factor I could definitely pee from the knee position. After getting the Revo I tried to get on my knee's and damn near tipped over. So, when fishing from the Revo, I scoot up to the pedals, pull the chonies to the side and pee in the well. Once I'm drained, I paddle around for a moment until it disperses (Premo, you still need my Revo for the Catalina trip?). On the Wilderness, I have to do the same thing as the Revo.

When its cold though, it makes it a little more difficult. Kind of the Seinfeld syndrome....cold water shrinkage. Therefore, ya have to stick a finger up your @#@ and holler snake, then grab it when it comes out! LMFAO

stairman · 04-13-2010, 04:57 PM

There two kayakers out having a few beers and fishing and just as they were going to go make the long paddle back the hobie guy said I have to pee so he got up on his knees and whipped it out and said man the waters cold!
The x factor guy thought me too i gotta pee so he got up on his knees whipped it out and when his hit the water he said,your right the water is cold but its deep too!

amsurferoceanbeach · 04-13-2010, 05:02 PM

The real reason Hobie put a hole in the middle of their kayaks.

Gotta pee somewhere!

T Bone · 04-13-2010, 05:15 PM

Buy the malibu stealth,toilet is right there buddy.

Maybe I am a caveman but I just whizz into the footwell and rinse it out with a few hand splashes of water....

Stoneale · 04-15-2010, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T Bone

Buy the malibu stealth,toilet is right there buddy.

LOL

miguelitro · 04-15-2010, 12:26 PM

Seeing that I am usually soaking wet the entire time out there from the beach launch in front of the house I just let it flow. I have had to go over the side before though that was only mildly related to the title of this thread

Iceman · 04-15-2010, 01:46 PM

Easy win Saturday's tournament and pee into this on your new T 160

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Tournament Trail Event #2 Mission Bay

04-13-2010, 04:46 PM	#1
WahooUSMA Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Rancho Cucamonga Posts: 753	This is too funny...When I had the X-Factor I could definitely pee from the knee position. After getting the Revo I tried to get on my knee's and damn near tipped over. So, when fishing from the Revo, I scoot up to the pedals, pull the chonies to the side and pee in the well. Once I'm drained, I paddle around for a moment until it disperses (Premo, you still need my Revo for the Catalina trip?). On the Wilderness, I have to do the same thing as the Revo. When its cold though, it makes it a little more difficult. Kind of the Seinfeld syndrome....cold water shrinkage. Therefore, ya have to stick a finger up your @#@ and holler snake, then grab it when it comes out! LMFAO __________________ GO ARMY BEAT NAVY! Bad decisions make great stories!

04-13-2010, 05:02 PM	#3
amsurferoceanbeach Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ocean Beach San Diego Ca Posts: 110	The real reason Hobie put a hole in the middle of their kayaks The real reason Hobie put a hole in the middle of their kayaks. Gotta pee somewhere!

04-13-2010, 05:15 PM	#4
T Bone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Redlands CA Posts: 871	Buy the malibu stealth,toilet is right there buddy. Maybe I am a caveman but I just whizz into the footwell and rinse it out with a few hand splashes of water.... __________________ Barachit Baralah,Elohim-In the beginning,God-Genesis 1:1 "Who among you,if your son asked for a fish would give them a serpent " Jesus Matt. 7:10

04-15-2010, 01:46 PM	#7
Iceman Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 1-2 miles off the point Posts: 6,948	Easy win Saturday's tournament and pee into this on your new T 160 PAYPAL link https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/websc...=24XKN4XKLTM58 MAP http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&so...ed=0CAgQ8gEwAA 1st place gets the stein and a Tarpon 160! Tournament Trail Event #2 Mission Bay __________________

04-13-2010, 04:57 PM	#2
stairman Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 84	peeT There two kayakers out having a few beers and fishing and just as they were going to go make the long paddle back the hobie guy said I have to pee so he got up on his knees and whipped it out and said man the waters cold! The x factor guy thought me too i gotta pee so he got up on his knees whipped it out and when his hit the water he said,your right the water is cold but its deep too!

04-15-2010, 12:26 PM	#6
miguelitro Team Bad Habits Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 119	Seeing that I am usually soaking wet the entire time out there from the beach launch in front of the house I just let it flow. I have had to go over the side before though that was only mildly related to the title of this thread