U MIGHT WANT TO BREAK OUT THE HAND CREAM & PAPER TOWELS 4 THIS FISH PORN!!

[lamb]

stand up and say Arne

[Geoffkoop]

Man this post sure has BD interested...I got emails from like 3 of my pb friends saying "hey look what this dude caught in LJ"!

[dos ballenas]

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[dsafety]

So maybe we need a secret code that only those vetted by BWE royalty can decipher. If you catch your fish near the LJ canyon, you could post that you were off the glider port. If you say La Jolla, you might really mean Bird Rock and of course, Bird Rock could be north of the pier.

When fish are biting on iron the code word could be Schwarzenegger or some other iron pumper. Bait could something tasty like Burrito or your favorite porn star.

When the squid actually show up we could spread the word covertly by mentioning that "unemployment benefits are being extended". Those in the know... would know.

Of course none of this will work unless we first come up with a secret handshake. For further security maybe we could all get a tiny tattoo in an inconspicuous place that could be used to confirm that someone you just met is worthy of befriending.

This is very serious stuff. We have to do something something now to stop the unauthorized dissemination of our secrets. If we fail to do this, we could soon be overrun by Chinese hackers intent on catching every fish in the area and shipping them back home so Communist party officials can pose for photos with trophy Yellowtail or WSB.

Bob

[skiffman]

Bluegill on the redworm at the bubble hole

[TCS]

I was at Torrey Pines with pumping iron with Lou Ferrigno when Pamela Anderson comes up and says ‘Hey boys, you want a piece of my tasty taco? I could extend your benefits if you want’ All of a sudden Lou’s pole gets bent and he’s trying to straighten it out but can’t. I don’t want to be left out so I say to Pam ‘Hey wanna see my tatoo? Its in a super secret spot’ Of course she would have wanted to see Lou’s tatoo, but mine - no way. So Lou and I went home and had a few beers. Going with Arnold tomorrow.

I don't know how useful this is, but at least it doesn't give anything away!

I never catch anything anyway.

[dsafety]

So TCS, how did your neighborhood respond when they all received the invite to huge fish fry featuring fresh YT and WSB along with the tasty lobster and Humboldt Squid that you hauled up today. They must have been really impressed by the near world record size of your catches. Too bad the marlin got away.

Congratulations on a very successful day on the water.

See how easy it is to decipher these posts when you know the code.

Bob

[Iceman]

Bluegill on the redworm at the bubble hole

Kelvin!............ahhhhh, the gool ol days!

[Dan]

wow. skiffman makes an appearance! and arne got called out for killing two fish in one day! classic!

[Billy V]

Originally Posted by dsafety

So maybe we need a secret code that only those vetted by BWE royalty can decipher. If you catch your fish near the LJ canyon, you could post that you were off the glider port. If you say La Jolla, you might really mean Bird Rock and of course, Bird Rock could be north of the pier.

When fish are biting on iron the code word could be Schwarzenegger or some other iron pumper. Bait could something tasty like Burrito or your favorite porn star.

When the squid actually show up we could spread the word covertly by mentioning that "unemployment benefits are being extended". Those in the know... would know.

Of course none of this will work unless we first come up with a secret handshake. For further security maybe we could all get a tiny tattoo in an inconspicuous place that could be used to confirm that someone you just met is worthy of befriending.

This is very serious stuff. We have to do something something now to stop the unauthorized dissemination of our secrets. If we fail to do this, we could soon be overrun by Chinese hackers intent on catching every fish in the area and shipping them back home so Communist party officials can pose for photos with trophy Yellowtail or WSB.

Bob

All right Bob I'll try giving you a report.

Here goes:

The no occupancy sign was illuminated as 15 vehicles were parked outside on jackstands.
(3) tow trucks were circling the area.
A team of natures stealth bombers were strafing green gumballs.
5 beetle songs were played, and if you listened carefully you could hear 1 swan song. I played Led Zeppelin's rock and roll twice, and in an unprecedented move danced with a stealth bomber (with a witness).

The weather:
Old man winter was all over the compass and vehicles were complaining.
Water quality on the Johnny Walker Scotch scale was:
Red Label and was flowing good.

Hope this helps

[habanero]

Originally Posted by Billy V

All right Bob I'll try giving you a report.

Here goes:

The no occupancy sign was illuminated as 15 vehicles were parked outside on jackstands.
(3) tow trucks were circling the area.
A team of natures stealth bombers were strafing green gumballs.
5 beetle songs were played, and if you listened carefully you could hear 1 swan song. I played Led Zeppelin's rock and roll twice, and in an unprecedented move danced with a stealth bomber (with a witness).

The weather:
Old man winter was all over the compass and vehicles were complaining.
Water quality on the Johnny Walker Scotch scale was:
Red Label and was flowing good.

Hope this helps

So your saying the wind was blowing off shore in the morning and switched onshore by noon. You hooked two T-sharks, one bird, and one porpoise; But in general, there was no wide open squid bite yesterday?

[Billy V]

Correct.

Some of the players seen OTW were:

Saint Patrick, The Milkman, The Man with No Name, The Old Man,
The Sheriff of Noddingham. and more that have not been labeled yet.

A couple of switch hitters, or ambidextrous athletes (kayak fisherman/skiff owners.) without nicknames yet.