How to Choose the Best Fishing Kayak

[ful-rac]

So let me guess....your company makes the "Best" kayak and you want to sell it here!

[Iceman]

Banned in 5,4.3...............

[makobob]

Originally Posted by ful-rac

So let me guess....your company makes the "Best" kayak and you want to sell it here!

Sounds like it might be a "Hobie". Tell moore.

[YTHunter]

Hun?

[TJones]

Originally Posted by ful-rac

So let me guess....your company makes the "Best" kayak and you want to sell it here!

[Mr. NiceGuy]

Overthinking, overmodulated. Sounds like disjointed cut/paste plagiarism.

Too much blah-blah and meandering repetition.

Do you even fish?

If you want to write ad copy, you have to learn to get to the point:

1. capture attention and name your product
2. feature, feature .... benefit
3. call to action


Who, what, when, where, why, ... and how much

Good luck! Go sell more kayaks!

[Mr. NiceGuy]

PS - after looking again at your word choice and grammar, you seem to be writing with a Chinese or Korean accent.

I am willing to bet two egg rolls it's Chinese. Maybe three.

Final Verdict: Are you a direct importer of inflatable kayaks from China looking for new markets?


谢谢你，祝你好运！

좋은 하루 되세요


("Padel" paddle, pedle, peddle, pedal, piddle, etc., ... those words always confuse me too!)

[Hunters Pa]

Originally Posted by Mr. NiceGuy

PS - after looking again at your word choice and grammar, you seem to be writing with a Chinese or Korean accent.

I am willing to bet two egg rolls it's Chinese. Maybe three.

Final Verdict: Are you a direct importer of inflatable kayaks from China looking for new markets?


谢谢你，祝你好运！

좋은 하루 되세요


("Padel" paddle, pedle, peddle, pedal, piddle, etc., ... those words always confuse me too!)

I am waaaay too white to be able to go there without retribution

[ful-rac]

Originally Posted by Hunters Pa

I am waaaay too white to be able to go there without retribution

I see you have been trained very nicely Shawn!


Yeah you tell'm mrniceguy! Be as racist as you want!

[Mr. NiceGuy]

HEY! Knock it off with this racism stuff. Some of my best friends are Chinese!

There is nothing inherently racist about being Chinese. Or American. Or any other nationality or ethnicity. It is not racist to acknowledge ethnicity or nationality. As much as the brainwashed PC crowd likes to pretend otherwise, ethnicity and cultural differences are real. It's not racist to recognize English being written with an accent. I'm SURE my accent when trying to speak Chinese is so bad they don't even know I'm trying to speak Chinese. It's not racist to recognize an ambitious Chinese trying to sell inflatable kayaks from China. It was a nice try. All they need is one new customer and the effort was worthwhile.

There are at least 1.42 billion Chinese in China, and at least another 50 million more spread around the world. Great people! Great culture with ancient roots!

Make that 6 egg rolls and a tube of red lipstick. I feel pretty sure about this.

如果我错了，我会支付蛋卷和口红，我会为我的错误道歉