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09-23-2014, 07:33 AM
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Here fishy fishy fishy...
Join Date: May 2011
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 774
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Meanwhile, about 50 feet from the beach break...
Tourist on a Kayak: After so how do we get back to the beach without flipping? Me: You wait for a lull in the sets, pick a wave to follow, and paddle as fast as you can towards the beach... or you can just put your feet down right here and the water is about waist to chest deep. Tourist on a Kayak: But I can't swim. Me: If you fall in the water anywhere between here and the beach, you put your feet down, and stand up. 
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09-23-2014, 02:50 PM
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Currently @ MLO Territory
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Under the Shadow
Posts: 2,290
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Best tourist statement:
WOW Sir, I would imagine that you would be skinny hauling all the gear back up the mountain. me: silent.... ( I just got blasted for being fat by an 80 year old women.)
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09-23-2014, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Ocean Beach
Posts: 90
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Said my 89 year old mother after seeing my Hobie bait tank with the lid open, sitting on the back of my PA:
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