09-08-2014, 08:59 AM | #1 |
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Flight 293
Silence. Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
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09-08-2014, 09:10 AM | #2 |
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Watson!!!
One evening Sherlock Holmes was going along the street and suddenly saw a man down…
- It's certain, this gentleman is very tired after work… or he is dead drunk… or he is after being with a woman, … — reflected Holmes. As it's Sunday today, he can't be coming back from work… At such a late hour all shops are closed, and he couldn't buy alcohol. So he is coming back from a woman. But in this remote place there are only two women — Watson's wife and mine. Consequently, as I'm coming back from Watson's wife, … - Watson, rascal, get up!!!
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09-08-2014, 09:12 AM | #3 |
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What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
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