Flight 293 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

PapaDave · 09-08-2014, 08:10 AM

One evening Sherlock Holmes was going along the street and suddenly saw a man down…

- It's certain, this gentleman is very tired after work… or he is dead drunk… or he is after being with a woman, … — reflected Holmes. As it's Sunday today, he can't be coming back from work… At such a late hour all shops are closed, and he couldn't buy alcohol. So he is coming back from a woman. But in this remote place there are only two women — Watson's wife and mine. Consequently, as I'm coming back from Watson's wife, …

- Watson, rascal, get up!!!

PapaDave · 09-08-2014, 08:12 AM

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

09-08-2014, 08:10 AM	#1
PapaDave Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Menifee, CA Posts: 1,475	Watson!!! One evening Sherlock Holmes was going along the street and suddenly saw a man down… - It's certain, this gentleman is very tired after work… or he is dead drunk… or he is after being with a woman, … — reflected Holmes. As it's Sunday today, he can't be coming back from work… At such a late hour all shops are closed, and he couldn't buy alcohol. So he is coming back from a woman. But in this remote place there are only two women — Watson's wife and mine. Consequently, as I'm coming back from Watson's wife, … - Watson, rascal, get up!!! __________________ So long and thanks for all the fish...

09-08-2014, 08:12 AM	#2
PapaDave Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Menifee, CA Posts: 1,475	What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! __________________ So long and thanks for all the fish...