KBY^%&GFRGKLIHMGY!!!! - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

jorluivil · 12-21-2013, 05:19 PM

I punched my neighbor in the face

He asked me if I was going canoeing tomorrow

Iceman · 12-21-2013, 05:49 PM

don't forget your OARS!

ful-rac · 12-21-2013, 06:11 PM

Did he do the canoeing motion with his arms?

rhyak · 12-21-2013, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jorluivil

I punched my neighbor in the face

He asked me if I was going canoeing tomorrow

What no invite!!!

Maybe I will see you out there I think I maybe a little nuts.

makobob · 12-21-2013, 07:33 PM

So that's why you peddle a Hobie.

jorluivil · 12-22-2013, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ful-rac

Did he do the canoeing motion with his arms?

He Did, that's when I punched him.

Hunters Pa · 12-22-2013, 07:55 AM

Shoulda said "No, I don't want to run into your family and their banjos"

Chuck D · 12-22-2013, 09:37 AM

Jorge, I have always said that peaceful resolutions are what make us a civil people. I would have recommended that you explain to him, Canoeing is a paddle sport in which you kneel or sit facing forward in an open-decked canoe, and propel yourself with a single-bladed paddle, under your own power. Kayaking is a similar activity in a kayak which usually has a closed deck and is propelled with a double bladed paddle. In a kayak the paddler typically sits with legs extended forward. The hobie pedal system might blow ones mind when getting into the intricicacies of it all so I would leave this explanation out. I know you have a lot of inner anger my friend, but take it out on the fish and not the neighbor. Let you inner Zen out Jorge, ommmmm

WildernessWanker · 12-22-2013, 09:50 AM

I would have reminded him that you already packed your fanny-pack including plenty of sunscreen and bubblegum lip balm.

tacmik · 12-22-2013, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jorluivil

I punched my neighbor in the face

He asked me if I was going canoeing tomorrow

I'm with you. Where I USED to work, they always called it canoeing. I got a new job.

StinkyMatt · 12-22-2013, 04:37 PM

Well, at least you didn't try to LIE to him and tell him that you were going fishing..........

Fishing would imply that you had a chance of catching fish........

jorluivil · 12-22-2013, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

Well, at least you didn't try to LIE to him and tell him that you were going fishing..........

Fishing would imply that you had a chance of catching fish........

Since we're on the subject, how did I end up with two fish?

StinkyMatt · 12-22-2013, 04:43 PM

Six guys

All day

Two fish.

Do we really even want to bring up today?

As far as I am concerned I went for a canoe paddle and lunch with some friends.

You went fishing?

kobra · 12-22-2013, 07:19 PM

So did you go canoeing today?

rhyak · 12-22-2013, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jorluivil

Since we're on the subject, how did I end up with two fish?

were you the guy that tried to launch at LJ this morning and we named Dunkin-Donuts.

taggermike · 12-24-2013, 01:20 PM

That's happened to me a few times. I had to just walk away. Mike

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12-22-2013, 09:37 AM	#8
Chuck D Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bay Park Posts: 559	Jorge, I have always said that peaceful resolutions are what make us a civil people. I would have recommended that you explain to him, Canoeing is a paddle sport in which you kneel or sit facing forward in an open-decked canoe, and propel yourself with a single-bladed paddle, under your own power. Kayaking is a similar activity in a kayak which usually has a closed deck and is propelled with a double bladed paddle. In a kayak the paddler typically sits with legs extended forward. The hobie pedal system might blow ones mind when getting into the intricicacies of it all so I would leave this explanation out. I know you have a lot of inner anger my friend, but take it out on the fish and not the neighbor. Let you inner Zen out Jorge, ommmmm

12-22-2013, 09:50 AM	#9
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	I would have reminded him that you already packed your fanny-pack including plenty of sunscreen and bubblegum lip balm.

12-22-2013, 04:37 PM	#11
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Well, at least you didn't try to LIE to him and tell him that you were going fishing.......... Fishing would imply that you had a chance of catching fish........

12-22-2013, 04:43 PM	#13
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Six guys All day Two fish. Do we really even want to bring up today? As far as I am concerned I went for a canoe paddle and lunch with some friends. You went fishing?

12-22-2013, 07:19 PM	#14
kobra Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: oceanside Posts: 880	So did you go canoeing today?

12-24-2013, 01:20 PM	#16
taggermike Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chula Vista Posts: 1,589	That's happened to me a few times. I had to just walk away. Mike