Running into the taxman, what do you do? - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

maui jim · 05-09-2013, 03:10 PM

Your more likely to hit by a bus or lighting

.....It's Jeorge's girl Candy that frightens me the most...

tacmik · 05-09-2013, 04:47 PM

I use one of those shark repellents....Glued a picture of my mother-in-law to the bottom of my yak.

TEAMFISH · 05-09-2013, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tacmik

I use one of those shark repellents....Glued a picture of my mother-in-law to the bottom of my yak.

T Bone · 05-09-2013, 06:00 PM

sack up and throw out a bait...

CKallday71 · 05-09-2013, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by T Bone

sack up and throw out a bait...

Yea what he said! Break out the steel leader wire with a HUGE hook on it and half a yellowtail!

Actually, I was on a charter out of San Diego a bunch of years back and we were killing small yellowtail. One of the deck hands spotted a shark fin and hooked the better half of a Bonita on a big honkin hook and chucked it right in front of the sharks path. He didn't hook up but I was rather impressed with the accuracy displayed with the cast. Not sure what kind of shark it was but it was a sizable dorsal fin and the tail fin was certainly not a Thresher.

tacklebox · 05-09-2013, 07:58 PM

Ive heard if you urinate in the water it can attract sharks. It resembles a fish panicking and or being attacked.
Kinda like bears with menstration but sharks and pee....

beef78 · 07-10-2013, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by tacklebox

Ive heard if you urinate in the water it can attract sharks. It resembles a fish panicking and or being attacked.
Kinda like bears with menstration but sharks and pee....

hahaha, was browsing this thread and thought that it was funny that right before I had a thresher circle my kayak and take my flylined mackerel, I peed off my yak... I have always thought there was something to this theory.

lowprofile · 05-09-2013, 08:15 PM

come across them multiple times. a possible small 4fter in Oceanside harbor, a 7fter out of Newport one in LJ that was just as long as my PA14...

if you can see them, your OK. its the ones you don't see you have to worry about.

I'm kinda a shark magnet if you haven't noticed... thats why i don't fish for other game fish that often.

guamboas · 07-10-2013, 10:52 PM

I bought a bottle of this it seems to be the trick lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJlHjf_E--4

MITCHELL · 07-11-2013, 06:49 AM

My shark and seal repellant If its my time togo i'm going out swinging!! and your right you won't see it coming.Thanks for sharing the vido best thing i watched all week[ATTACH]9693[

FishNinjaY · 07-11-2013, 09:00 AM

on radio this morning..

apparently 2 "large sharks" seen (by helicopter) within 15-20 feet of surfers, in Manhattan Beach area.

ho hum... as said above, fear not the enemy you see, but fear the enemy you don't see.!

makobob · 07-11-2013, 09:05 AM

For me seeing the tax man the 1st time was a religious experience, I knew I was in the presence of greatness. We both knew if he wanted me, I would never see him coming. He was just enriching my life by saying hi!

TJones · 07-12-2013, 07:39 AM

and then toss a bait .

makobob · 07-12-2013, 07:47 AM

Yea, but what do you do when the kids ask, "can we keep him, and take him home?"

taggermike · 07-12-2013, 11:33 AM

I dont have to be faster then then the shark, only faster than you. Good reason to take a newbie with you.

Seriously though, if its gonna happen there is not a great deal you can do. Gotta agree that if the shark makes a slow curious approach it wasn't out to eat you. I surfed all over Humboldt county for years and just kinda came to grips with the fact that you give your "top of the food chain" seat while you're in the ocean. I've seen about every other creature that lives in the ocean off Cali. Confident I'll get a drive by from the land lord some day.Mike

FishNinjaY · 07-13-2013, 09:05 AM

could be worse...

I guess this is a new movie, just out this month. Something of a social media hit.. Looks good to me!

ful-rac · 07-13-2013, 02:42 PM

Holy shit!! Its Steve Sanders!!!

90210 to.....Sharknado?!

Boy...times are tough...!

StinkyMatt · 05-09-2013, 06:01 PM

I just installed air bags on the outside of my car.

I added a second set of rain gutters, just in case the first one leaks.

I also have two spare tires, you never know.

You elect to go sit on a plastic stick in the middle of the ocean that is full of sharks.

Lack of Wsb reports is more scary than the tax man.

Dannowar · 05-09-2013, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

Lack of Wsb reports is more scary than the tax man.

This!!!

maui jim · 05-10-2013, 06:00 AM

[QUOTE=StinkyMatt;155904]I just installed air bags on the outside of my car.

I added a second set of rain gutters, just in case the first one leaks.

Hey.... I seen your House and you dont have Rain Gutters!! but I know someone who does...

05-09-2013, 03:10 PM	#1
maui jim Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cypress, CA Posts: 789	Your more likely to hit by a bus or lighting.....It's Jeorge's girl Candy that frightens me the most... __________________

05-09-2013, 04:47 PM	#2
tacmik Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: East County Posts: 914	I use one of those shark repellents....Glued a picture of my mother-in-law to the bottom of my yak. __________________

05-09-2013, 06:00 PM	#4
T Bone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Redlands CA Posts: 871	sack up and throw out a bait... __________________ Barachit Baralah,Elohim-In the beginning,God-Genesis 1:1 "Who among you,if your son asked for a fish would give them a serpent " Jesus Matt. 7:10

05-09-2013, 07:58 PM	#6
tacklebox I got gas! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Mission Viejo Posts: 159	Ive heard if you urinate in the water it can attract sharks. It resembles a fish panicking and or being attacked. Kinda like bears with menstration but sharks and pee.... __________________ TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

05-09-2013, 08:15 PM	#8
lowprofile #1 on fishstick's hitlist Join Date: May 2011 Location: Sea level Posts: 1,478	come across them multiple times. a possible small 4fter in Oceanside harbor, a 7fter out of Newport one in LJ that was just as long as my PA14... if you can see them, your OK. its the ones you don't see you have to worry about. I'm kinda a shark magnet if you haven't noticed... thats why i don't fish for other game fish that often. __________________ MLPA- My Largest Poaching Area

07-10-2013, 10:52 PM	#9
guamboas Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 47	I bought a bottle of this it seems to be the trick lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJlHjf_E--4 __________________ PA 12 Dune NAVY CHIEF PETTY OFFICER (RET)

07-11-2013, 09:00 AM	#11
FishNinjaY Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Seal Beach, CA Posts: 428	on radio this morning.. apparently 2 "large sharks" seen (by helicopter) within 15-20 feet of surfers, in Manhattan Beach area. ho hum... as said above, fear not the enemy you see, but fear the enemy you don't see.!

07-11-2013, 09:05 AM	#12
makobob Baitless on Baja Join Date: May 2013 Location: Vista California, Gonzaga, San Quintin, Asuncion, Mag Bay Posts: 4,250	For me seeing the tax man the 1st time was a religious experience, I knew I was in the presence of greatness. We both knew if he wanted me, I would never see him coming. He was just enriching my life by saying hi! __________________ http://www.mako-ville.com Home 760-630-4470 Cell 760-520-2514 YES YOU CAN

07-12-2013, 07:39 AM	#13
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	sack up and throw a chum bucket out and then toss a bait .

07-12-2013, 07:47 AM	#14
makobob Baitless on Baja Join Date: May 2013 Location: Vista California, Gonzaga, San Quintin, Asuncion, Mag Bay Posts: 4,250	Yea, but what do you do when the kids ask, "can we keep him, and take him home?" __________________ http://www.mako-ville.com Home 760-630-4470 Cell 760-520-2514 YES YOU CAN

07-12-2013, 11:33 AM	#15
taggermike Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chula Vista Posts: 1,589	I dont have to be faster then then the shark, only faster than you. Good reason to take a newbie with you. Seriously though, if its gonna happen there is not a great deal you can do. Gotta agree that if the shark makes a slow curious approach it wasn't out to eat you. I surfed all over Humboldt county for years and just kinda came to grips with the fact that you give your "top of the food chain" seat while you're in the ocean. I've seen about every other creature that lives in the ocean off Cali. Confident I'll get a drive by from the land lord some day.Mike

07-13-2013, 09:05 AM	#16
FishNinjaY Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Seal Beach, CA Posts: 428	could be worse... I guess this is a new movie, just out this month. Something of a social media hit.. Looks good to me!

07-13-2013, 02:42 PM	#17
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	Holy shit!! Its Steve Sanders!!! 90210 to.....Sharknado?! Boy...times are tough...! __________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

05-09-2013, 06:01 PM	#18
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	I just installed air bags on the outside of my car. I added a second set of rain gutters, just in case the first one leaks. I also have two spare tires, you never know. You elect to go sit on a plastic stick in the middle of the ocean that is full of sharks. Lack of Wsb reports is more scary than the tax man.

05-10-2013, 06:00 AM	#20
maui jim Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cypress, CA Posts: 789	[QUOTE=StinkyMatt;155904]I just installed air bags on the outside of my car. I added a second set of rain gutters, just in case the first one leaks. Hey.... I seen your House and you dont have Rain Gutters!! but I know someone who does... __________________