Serious, but slightly distasteful question - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

blitzburgh · 04-02-2013, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by taggermike

Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side

^^^^^^^This

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Not sayin' I ever did it...but, yeah...this^^^^^^^

CKallday71 · 04-02-2013, 10:55 AM

The black ops piss pal is hysterical but useless for the deuce. I think I'd probably have to bail over the side, dump, and then paddle my ass off.

GregAndrew · 04-02-2013, 10:56 AM

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

GR6RR · 04-02-2013, 11:03 AM

Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above.

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 11:23 AM

If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

jorluivil · 04-02-2013, 11:29 AM

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

maui jim · 04-04-2013, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jorluivil

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

Some how we all Jeorge would have the answer for this...

TEAMFISH · 04-02-2013, 11:32 AM

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

Cbad Mike · 04-02-2013, 11:42 AM

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Deamon · 04-02-2013, 11:51 AM

I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later.

CheapPelican · 04-02-2013, 11:52 AM

Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters.

ful-rac · 04-02-2013, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Been there done that...I can confirm the bait tank on the stealth works great as a shitter!

Thats a pretty good illustration of what it looks like there mike!

Spaulding4181 · 04-02-2013, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

LMAO!!! Classic Photoshop work, my man!

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TEAMFISH

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

With that setup you become a roaming public comfort station. An ocean outhouse, if you will; a paddlin potty, littorial loo, swanie of the swells. Hail CH 71 for the chamberpot.

packeryakker · 04-02-2013, 01:04 PM

If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

old_rookie · 04-03-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GregAndrew

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

good idea - never thought of this.

RockyRaab · 04-03-2013, 02:14 PM

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

TJones · 04-03-2013, 02:24 PM

over the side . it"s ecologically unsound .

wiredantz · 04-03-2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyRaab

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

secretly, puts a garbage bag and toilet paper on kayak. Some people like terry cloths.

danjor · 04-03-2013, 04:22 PM

Coming up on 5 years of kayak fishing I have never been in this situation. (Knocks on wood)
I just try to plan what I eat so I dont have any surprises on the water.

04-02-2013, 11:03 AM	#4
GR6RR Lucky Fisher Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: too far inland Posts: 366	Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above. __________________

04-02-2013, 11:29 AM	#6
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts. When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones. P.S. Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus. __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

04-02-2013, 11:51 AM	#10
Deamon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,972	I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later. __________________ Recreational Fisherman's Catch...2% Commercial Fisherman's Catch- 98% Recreational Fishing Kayakers Catch- .00001% "The reality is that the wall was built to keep all Asians ~specifically Japanese and those that think they're japanese~ out of the U.S"

04-02-2013, 11:52 AM	#11
CheapPelican Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Too far from the launch. Posts: 443	Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters. __________________

04-03-2013, 02:24 PM	#18
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	never throw dead batteries over the side . it"s ecologically unsound .

04-02-2013, 10:55 AM	#2
CKallday71 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: The 951 Posts: 430	The black ops piss pal is hysterical but useless for the deuce. I think I'd probably have to bail over the side, dump, and then paddle my ass off.

04-02-2013, 10:56 AM	#3
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

04-02-2013, 11:23 AM	#5
Croaker Dave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: OC Posts: 171	If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

04-02-2013, 11:32 AM	#8
TEAMFISH Team Kayak Obesessions Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 256	Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too. Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

04-02-2013, 01:04 PM	#15
packeryakker Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Victorville Posts: 61	If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

04-03-2013, 02:14 PM	#17
RockyRaab Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 138	I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion. Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore. Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

04-03-2013, 04:22 PM	#20
danjor Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Riverside CA Posts: 673	Coming up on 5 years of kayak fishing I have never been in this situation. (Knocks on wood) I just try to plan what I eat so I dont have any surprises on the water.