Serious, but slightly distasteful question - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

mralbacore · 04-02-2013, 09:18 AM

Simply... find a cabin cruiser nearby and ask him if you could use that...

Raskal311 · 04-02-2013, 10:20 AM

Biggameaddict · 04-02-2013, 10:38 AM

Get on your knees and over the side.

taggermike · 04-02-2013, 10:40 AM

Thats a ligit but nasty Q. Peeing through a scupper hole is easy. Maybe you could slip a deuce through a mirage dive slot. Sitting on a bucket would set you of ballance in most yaks. Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side or just hoping the cheeks stay closed until
you make to the can on shore. Mike

blitzburgh · 04-02-2013, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by taggermike

Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side

^^^^^^^This

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Not sayin' I ever did it...but, yeah...this^^^^^^^

CKallday71 · 04-02-2013, 10:55 AM

The black ops piss pal is hysterical but useless for the deuce. I think I'd probably have to bail over the side, dump, and then paddle my ass off.

GregAndrew · 04-02-2013, 10:56 AM

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

GR6RR · 04-02-2013, 11:03 AM

Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above.

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 11:23 AM

If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

old_rookie · 04-03-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GregAndrew

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

good idea - never thought of this.

RockyRaab · 04-03-2013, 02:14 PM

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

04-02-2013, 10:38 AM	#3
Biggameaddict The Kayak Peddler Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Hollywood Posts: 591	Get on your knees and over the side. __________________ Keep your rod close, your gaff closer, and your paddle on a leash.

04-02-2013, 11:03 AM	#8
GR6RR Lucky Fisher Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: too far inland Posts: 366	Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above. __________________

04-02-2013, 09:18 AM	#1
mralbacore Bamboo Pole Fisherman Join Date: May 2012 Location: Pacific Ocean Posts: 31	Simply... find a cabin cruiser nearby and ask him if you could use that...

04-02-2013, 10:20 AM	#2
Raskal311 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Santa Ana/Westminster Posts: 1,256

04-02-2013, 10:40 AM	#4
taggermike Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chula Vista Posts: 1,589	Thats a ligit but nasty Q. Peeing through a scupper hole is easy. Maybe you could slip a deuce through a mirage dive slot. Sitting on a bucket would set you of ballance in most yaks. Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side or just hoping the cheeks stay closed until you make to the can on shore. Mike

04-02-2013, 10:55 AM	#6
CKallday71 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: The 951 Posts: 430	The black ops piss pal is hysterical but useless for the deuce. I think I'd probably have to bail over the side, dump, and then paddle my ass off.

04-02-2013, 10:56 AM	#7
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

04-02-2013, 11:23 AM	#9
Croaker Dave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: OC Posts: 171	If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

04-03-2013, 02:14 PM	#11
RockyRaab Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 138	I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion. Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore. Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)