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Old 07-25-2014, 08:35 AM   #1
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A little humor...

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said "Will you please press one?"

So I did. I don't remember much after that.
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:54 AM   #2
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TEARS, hurt so much after the laughter.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:16 AM   #3
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Maybe, you just pressed too hard?
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Maybe, you just pressed too hard?
Or he pressed the wrong one?
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Old 07-25-2014, 12:43 PM   #5
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Hahahahaha good one
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Old 07-25-2014, 07:39 PM   #6
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Good one there Dave!
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Old 07-25-2014, 08:03 PM   #7
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Wonder what would happen if she said "please press two"?
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:11 PM   #8
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Good laugh right there, thanks...
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