A little humor...
 

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said "Will you please press one?"

So I did. I don't remember much after that.

TEARS, hurt so much after the laughter.

Maybe, you just pressed too hard?

Or he pressed the wrong one?

Hahahahaha good one :cheers1:

Good one there Dave!:notworthy:

Wonder what would happen if she said "please press two"? :D

Good laugh right there, thanks...