Shark Bite - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Geoffkoop · 07-09-2010, 11:53 AM

I dont know if its been posted but I was watching Tosh.0 last night and they showed this clip. Hmmmm.... I wonder what will happen if I try to take the hook out with my hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0Kh69SW8U

I learned first hand that this could easily happen with the smallest of mako's.

Hunters Pa · 07-09-2010, 12:04 PM

Sorry, my fingers are worth more than ANY hook

Jimmyz123 · 07-09-2010, 12:09 PM

So many things can be said about all the things that guy did wrong. He was offered help and turned it down. You see him fighting this shark to get it pinned to the rail of the boat. Not using any sort of pliers to get a grip on the hook. Dude, sadly, got what he was asking for.

fishes · 07-09-2010, 12:30 PM

+1 for watching Tosh.0

Geoffkoop · 07-09-2010, 01:09 PM

Tosh is great!

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Originally Posted by fishes

+1 for watching Tosh.0

FISHIONADO · 07-09-2010, 01:29 PM

Did you hear that crybaby sing? :-)

Aaron · 07-09-2010, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Geoffkoop

Tosh is great!

Tosh is classic. I saw him at a comedy club a while back. It was just after Katrina...like within weeks. Way too soon to be cracking jokes. It was foggy that morning, Tosh goes, "UGH, this fog! Now I know how they feel in New Orleans." Lots of ouches from the crowd...Tosh continues, "What, WHAT?! Can you think of any other place in the world that needed a two week bath?"

Its ok, you can take a bit of time to decide if that's funny or not...

Geoffkoop · 07-09-2010, 02:58 PM

I saw that bit on his DVD...that is what makes him so funny.

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Originally Posted by sapdawg711

Tosh is classic. I saw him at a comedy club a while back. It was just after Katrina...like within weeks. Way too soon to be cracking jokes. It was foggy that morning, Tosh goes, "UGH, this fog! Now I know how they feel in New Orleans." Lots of ouches from the crowd...Tosh continues, "What, WHAT?! Can you think of any other place in the world that needed a two week bath?"

Its ok, you can take a bit of time to decide if that's funny or not...

Jimmyz123 · 07-09-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by FISHIONADO

Did you hear that crybaby sing? :-)

I still think he got what he was asking for. When a friend offers help you say,"Sure, thank you." He probably would not have been bit. Had they used a Circle hook the darn thing would have been in the corner of the mouth and come out a lot easier.

blitzburgh · 07-09-2010, 05:15 PM

LMFAO!!!!!

Billy V · 07-09-2010, 05:21 PM

Ha Ha.

Dean Machine · 07-09-2010, 05:25 PM

Oh god, I would have been better off not seeing that but somehow I just couldn't help but keep watching until the end.

Fingers are pretty important in life and they don't grow back. There's a good way to lose one.

FISHIONADO · 07-09-2010, 05:28 PM

That dude cried louder than a pussy soccer player falling in the boring freaking world cup. Th rest of the world can kiss my arse, not buying into soccer. Just saying.... LOL

bigbarrels · 07-09-2010, 06:59 PM

I think he qualifies for a Darwin Award even though it was only a couple fingers and he didn't exit the gene pool........

Fiskadoro · 07-09-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Geoffkoop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0Kh69SW8U

LMAO!!! He squeals like a little Girl.

I was at the Marlin club on Catalina one night playing pool and talking shark fishing with some other Captains. This one guy says a shark bit off his finger and holds up a hand missing his pinky. Another guy was like: "How did that happen? and the first guy said "I put my hand in the sharks mouth" to which the other guy simply replied "Dumbass...I bet you squealed like a pig" and we all just laughed and laughed..

For the rest of the night any time anyone did anything stupid like missed a easy shot someone would squeal out: "I put my hand in the sharks mouth...wheeee....wheeeee...wheeee..." like the fat guy in Deliverance. I swear I laughed so hard I almost pissed my shorts.... Just too funny.

Jim

T Bone · 07-10-2010, 12:39 PM

Classic! "Are you getting all this?" I bet he wished he didnt!

waruibozu · 07-10-2010, 07:35 PM

The guy got what was comming to him!

baitcasterboy20 · 07-11-2010, 09:51 AM

Shark= 1 The Guy= 0

Gino · 07-11-2010, 10:39 AM

hahahahaha

07-09-2010, 11:53 AM	#1
Geoffkoop Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: So. Orange County Posts: 302	Shark Bite I dont know if its been posted but I was watching Tosh.0 last night and they showed this clip. Hmmmm.... I wonder what will happen if I try to take the hook out with my hand? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0Kh69SW8U I learned first hand that this could easily happen with the smallest of mako's.

07-09-2010, 12:30 PM	#4
fishes Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: San Diego Posts: 89	+1 for watching Tosh.0 __________________ <' )))><es

07-09-2010, 05:25 PM	#12
Dean Machine Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Clemente Posts: 162	Oh god, I would have been better off not seeing that but somehow I just couldn't help but keep watching until the end. Fingers are pretty important in life and they don't grow back. There's a good way to lose one. __________________ "Good luck and tight lines!"

07-09-2010, 06:59 PM	#14
bigbarrels Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Vista Posts: 1,111	I think he qualifies for a Darwin Award even though it was only a couple fingers and he didn't exit the gene pool........ Last edited by bigbarrels; 07-09-2010 at 11:33 PM.

07-10-2010, 12:39 PM	#16
T Bone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Redlands CA Posts: 871	Classic! "Are you getting all this?" I bet he wished he didnt! __________________ Barachit Baralah,Elohim-In the beginning,God-Genesis 1:1 "Who among you,if your son asked for a fish would give them a serpent " Jesus Matt. 7:10

07-09-2010, 12:04 PM	#2
Hunters Pa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fullerton Posts: 1,360	Sorry, my fingers are worth more than ANY hook

07-09-2010, 12:09 PM	#3
Jimmyz123 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,385	So many things can be said about all the things that guy did wrong. He was offered help and turned it down. You see him fighting this shark to get it pinned to the rail of the boat. Not using any sort of pliers to get a grip on the hook. Dude, sadly, got what he was asking for.

07-09-2010, 01:29 PM	#6
FISHIONADO Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 698	Did you hear that crybaby sing? :-)

07-09-2010, 05:15 PM	#10
blitzburgh Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Menifee Posts: 2,509	LMFAO!!!!!

07-09-2010, 05:21 PM	#11
Billy V Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bay Ho Posts: 1,382	Ha Ha.

07-09-2010, 05:28 PM	#13
FISHIONADO Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 698	That dude cried louder than a pussy soccer player falling in the boring freaking world cup. Th rest of the world can kiss my arse, not buying into soccer. Just saying.... LOL

07-10-2010, 07:35 PM	#17
waruibozu Junior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wadsworth, IL formally from Gardena CA Posts: 1	The guy got what was comming to him!

07-11-2010, 09:51 AM	#18
baitcasterboy20 Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: south florida Posts: 69	Shark= 1 The Guy= 0 __________________ += It's Fucking Simple

07-11-2010, 10:39 AM	#19
Gino Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 520	hahahahaha