The month of May... - Page 3 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Regor · 05-31-2011, 06:32 PM

I think it came in at 9.9 lbs, ..... NOT !

Nice catch and SLAM!

Lets_Fish · 05-31-2011, 07:06 PM

Nicely done Josh or are we to call you Lance Burton or Chris Angel. Next you will be pulling a YF out of your hat!

The Kid · 05-31-2011, 11:09 PM

SOB!!! Im so jealous................ of the FISH. Congrats on the slam. Catching females must really take it's toll.

THE DARKHORSE · 05-31-2011, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeBeck

Now go put it on the WCW thread!

I would Joe, but this is the small one

. Take note of the gaff wound in the upper left shoulder
when comparing these two fish. This fish is in my left hand with the larger one in my right.

The only thing better than a new women is two, right?

Besides the thumping surf, this was a pretty good day. I was meeting a regular client on the water and came prepared; with twenty pounds of ice and some patience in a can! I was patient in the surf zone due to the extra load on the Prangler and picked a short window for my escape.

I met up with my partner for the day just outside the surf and we made our way to the grounds. I never bothered making bait as my main job for the day was simply locating schools for my client. Which is what I did for the next six hours. We stalked a nice school for a bit, placing ourselves in perfect position. Then we both made a cast at the same time. I guess those extra thirty yards or so payed off again---as I was the only one to hook up (sorry brother

). I have no problem admitting this fish kicked my butt on the Ulua; after this fish was on deck I was done casting for the day. The obvious upgrade was packed in ice and we got right back on the hunt.

Late that afternoon, my client decided to head for the barn and I made the decision to stay on the water. I handed out some patience in a can to a couple of friends in the area and simply relaxed for a bit. Then, headed to a location that produced a couple ever-so-slight clues earlier in the week. Turned out to be a good idea.

After a short stint, while holding the rod, I felt that lovely thump! I instantly knew it was the right kind and my adrenaline rose before I gave her a soft-set. Head shakes followed by short runs confirmed my original adrenaline rush. Then I watched her come from the depths in the clear blue---what a sight! Not the giant trophy I was searching for, but a solid fish to complete my WCW slam. I gaffed, game clipped and instantly put her to sleep before burying her on ice. I took a direct heading to my waypoint and sent another bait down. Five seconds on the bottom I felt that lovely thump, again!

Instant head shakes started the adrenaline pumping and I quickly realized this was a nicer fish. I took my time and made sure to place my gaff in the stomach this time. I quickly game clipped her and hit another home run with the Halibut bat. Which was followed by a primordial scream before packing her on ice, too.

I got what I came for and headed for the barn; stoked!

Like I said, it was a pretty good day.

That only got better!

RedSledTeam · 05-31-2011, 11:29 PM

UNBELIEVABLE! NICE FEESHES! THE DARK HORSE RIDES AGAIN! Way to go bro'.

Mtobolsky · 06-01-2011, 12:22 AM

Who want's a ride on the kayak???? Oh, I do you big stud! Nice variety! The fish aint bad either! So thats why you always wear those nice button up shirts.... you are ammutha F'in pimp. I need to get back out there.......

Handymansd · 06-01-2011, 05:07 AM

Damn... another reason to not enter WCW... Like just giving my money away!

At least with Make a Wish I get a tax deduction!

StinkyMatt · 06-01-2011, 07:19 AM

Whats next?????

30 lb sand dab?

7 foot snot stick?

Flippin' show off!

You suck!

Man I am jealous.......

umtduckhead · 06-01-2011, 07:33 AM

darkhorse... check your fly.... nice fish.. congrats

Regor · 06-01-2011, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by umtduckhead

darkhorse... check your fly....

Not only did he submit a WSB, YT, and a Butt, now he's trying to submit a trouser trout

JoeBeck · 06-01-2011, 09:58 AM

Laughing my ass off. I don't know what to say......

Hope the women were as fishy as the buts

that reminds me of a joke:

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but
couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he
and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for
the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is
Eve now?"

Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."

Podaker · 06-01-2011, 10:36 AM

i never knew you could catch girls with fish. i guess anything is possible, so i should go fishing more often to get the ladies. josh is a gangster!

Gigafish · 06-01-2011, 10:38 AM

Duh, Winning

driftwood · 06-01-2011, 12:14 PM

Josh you are.....
"the most interesting man in the word"

Billy V · 06-01-2011, 12:27 PM

Nicely done.

I sure hope there will be more WCW smack talk during the month of June -
Because I want to see someone land a Triple Lindy

wade · 06-01-2011, 12:31 PM

all bets on Josh................................

JPSURF · 06-01-2011, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wade

all bets on Josh................................

X2

Wow

Thanks for the killer read!!

JP

GregAndrew · 06-01-2011, 04:24 PM

I think you need a larger game bag!!!! Well done on the slam.

buttchaser · 06-01-2011, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE DARKHORSE

That only got better!

dmrides · 06-02-2011, 07:34 AM

Slam-tastic! Top notch fishing right there, nice work Josh. I never knew I that your eu de fish was such an aphrodisiac.

06-01-2011, 05:07 AM	#47
Handymansd Ancient Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On The Water Posts: 935	Damn... another reason to not enter WCW... Like just giving my money away! At least with Make a Wish I get a tax deduction! __________________ All men are equal before fish. -Herbert Hoover

06-01-2011, 12:27 PM	#55
Billy V Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bay Ho Posts: 1,382	Nicely done. I sure hope there will be more WCW smack talk during the month of June - Because I want to see someone land a Triple Lindy __________________

06-01-2011, 12:31 PM	#56
wade Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Oceanside Posts: 1,214	all bets on Josh................................ __________________

05-31-2011, 06:32 PM	#41
Regor Greg Join Date: May 2010 Location: Chula Vista, ca Posts: 509	I think it came in at 9.9 lbs, ..... NOT ! Nice catch and SLAM!

05-31-2011, 07:06 PM	#42
Lets_Fish Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wildomar, CA. Posts: 294	Nicely done Josh or are we to call you Lance Burton or Chris Angel. Next you will be pulling a YF out of your hat!

05-31-2011, 11:09 PM	#43
The Kid Loves Surface Irons Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 455	SOB!!! Im so jealous................ of the FISH. Congrats on the slam. Catching females must really take it's toll.

05-31-2011, 11:29 PM	#45
RedSledTeam Daddeo Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: OC Posts: 660	UNBELIEVABLE! NICE FEESHES! THE DARK HORSE RIDES AGAIN! Way to go bro'.

06-01-2011, 12:22 AM	#46
Mtobolsky Loves his member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 122	Who want's a ride on the kayak???? Oh, I do you big stud! Nice variety! The fish aint bad either! So thats why you always wear those nice button up shirts.... you are ammutha F'in pimp. I need to get back out there.......

06-01-2011, 07:19 AM	#48
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Whats next????? 30 lb sand dab? 7 foot snot stick? Flippin' show off! You suck! Man I am jealous.......

06-01-2011, 07:33 AM	#49
umtduckhead Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 147	darkhorse... check your fly.... nice fish.. congrats

06-01-2011, 09:58 AM	#51
JoeBeck Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 370	Laughing my ass off. I don't know what to say...... Hope the women were as fishy as the buts that reminds me of a joke: One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time." God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?" Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."

06-01-2011, 10:36 AM	#52
Podaker Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: la jolla shores Posts: 86	i never knew you could catch girls with fish. i guess anything is possible, so i should go fishing more often to get the ladies. josh is a gangster!

06-01-2011, 10:38 AM	#53
Gigafish Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 309	Duh, Winning

06-01-2011, 12:14 PM	#54
driftwood Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SAN DIEGO Posts: 1,086	Josh you are..... "the most interesting man in the word"

06-01-2011, 04:24 PM	#58
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	I think you need a larger game bag!!!! Well done on the slam.

06-02-2011, 07:34 AM	#60
dmrides Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Point Loma Posts: 584	Slam-tastic! Top notch fishing right there, nice work Josh. I never knew I that your eu de fish was such an aphrodisiac.