Ho Ho Ho... - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

THE DARKHORSE · 12-24-2013, 10:20 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Sea, not a creature was stirring, not even me. Although below the surface there was plenty of glory, more than enough Rain-Deer for a long overdue, Darkhorse story.

If it's glory that you seek, well my friend, seek and 'ye shall find. For only those who actually hunt around these parts will ever (consistently) catch the Right-kind. Luck comes and goes, mind you, but don't ever expect it when you seem to need it most. For in this game of Chess, it really doesn't matter if and when you feel that, you get close.

As the story goes, the stockings were hung from the bow and sterns of plastic crafts with care. In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would paddle or pedal there. While most children were nestled all snug in their beds. With visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads. Some, while still quite young, had already caught the kayak fishing bug.

Opting for the comfort of sitting inches above water---holding a Slug!

With mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, we had just settled our brains for a long Winter's nap. I'm sure you'd agree: it sure is nice, that most anglers sit and wait for the slow-melting ice. For this is the time of year, when it seems as if you have your own arena. When on any given day you'll have, dare I say, miles and miles between 'ya.

While on most days I chose a tight-camouflaged-leotard, armed with nothing more than my trusty speargun.

With many days spent sixty feet down...

I had already harvested a year's supply of Ceviche (and then some) for fun.

Oh, wait, who are we kidding---there's no ice after all, just an occasional need for extra knitting. Dare I mention that poor gear of yours. You know, the fishing gear that you sent in for service? I must ask to you now: how this short story (assuming you've ever read one of these before) must make you feel nervous.

When, just days ago, along the kelp-line arose such a chatter. I sprang from my kayak to see what was the matter.
The camouflaged suit on this day was replaced with breathable waders. I adorned my uniform once more. And even decided to log on as, The Darkhorse, armed with sword and shield for the haters.

For this time, like many before, I come as a friend. And anyone who actually knows the rest of this story---would be quick to tell you there's no end. I recently sprang from a sleigh ride of my own, to give my team a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

So here's hoping you all have something similar under your tree. For we all know that nothing, especially our time away from family is free.

If you were there you might have heard me exclaim, as I was dragged out of sight---Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.

lterrero · 12-24-2013, 10:45 PM

Josh, nice to see you back on the board, thanks for the post & Merry Christmas 2013

Cadillyak · 12-24-2013, 11:19 PM

Yo josh. We still have some unfinished business to attend to. Soon!

Tandem Assassin · 12-25-2013, 12:36 AM

Josh you are like the "Hole In The Wall Gang". We never know when you are going to come out from hiding and give us a hint of what your are up to.

I haven't had the opportunity to fish in the last 12-15 months as I am committed to help raising my ladies daughters 3 year old son (he will be a waterman).

Just wanted to thank you for all of your post and the knowledge you have shared with us over the years.

Happy holidays to you and your family...

Jeff

Raskal311 · 12-25-2013, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadillyak

Yo josh. We still have some unfinished business to attend to. Soon!

X2 Still haven't gotten the chance to use my second day

dam newborn and pending layoff been keeping me off of my yak.

Nic D · 12-25-2013, 08:41 AM

Ya Josh! Merry Christmas

FLORIDA BOY! · 12-25-2013, 09:33 AM

Nice story and pics Santa, I mean Josh. That was a beautiful present under the tree!

StinkyMatt · 12-25-2013, 12:53 PM

Very nice to put the little kid on a fish.

He will not soon forget the experience.

12-25-2013, 02:32 PM

Who knew Santa fished LJ. Awfully nice of him to wiggle that fish down the chimney for ya!

Clearly that sheep is photoshopped. That thing is prehistoric!!!!

Fiskadoro · 12-25-2013, 03:12 PM

Josh you never cease to amaze and inspire!!!

Zfish03 · 12-25-2013, 04:28 PM

Great read, thanks and Merry Christmas!

JeffB · 12-25-2013, 04:38 PM

Cool post as always. Mean goat and super cool pic of the school of yellows.

driftwood · 12-25-2013, 05:38 PM

Really nice post Josh. Good to hear from you. inspiring as always.

wiredantz · 12-25-2013, 09:55 PM

nice pictures!

dmrides · 12-26-2013, 07:51 AM

Cheers for a very clever post! Nicely done.

blitzburgh · 12-26-2013, 08:06 AM

DOOOOD!

gunghosd · 12-26-2013, 09:56 AM

Glad to see you nailing YT on Christmas. Doesnt get any better

Deamon · 12-26-2013, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fiskadoro

Josh you never cease to amaze and inspire!!!

What he said. Lead the way brotha, lead the way. Jim

lamb · 12-26-2013, 08:23 PM

Guess who's back, back again.

Stellar photography Josh.

12-26-2013, 08:36 PM

Am I the only one who noticed none of those fish have gaff shots in them?

12-24-2013, 10:20 PM	#1
THE DARKHORSE Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Seven minutes from the launch! Posts: 987	Ho Ho Ho... 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Sea, not a creature was stirring, not even me. Although below the surface there was plenty of glory, more than enough Rain-Deer for a long overdue, Darkhorse story. If it's glory that you seek, well my friend, seek and 'ye shall find. For only those who actually hunt around these parts will ever (consistently) catch the Right-kind. Luck comes and goes, mind you, but don't ever expect it when you seem to need it most. For in this game of Chess, it really doesn't matter if and when you feel that, you get close. As the story goes, the stockings were hung from the bow and sterns of plastic crafts with care. In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would paddle or pedal there. While most children were nestled all snug in their beds. With visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads. Some, while still quite young, had already caught the kayak fishing bug. Opting for the comfort of sitting inches above water---holding a Slug! With mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, we had just settled our brains for a long Winter's nap. I'm sure you'd agree: it sure is nice, that most anglers sit and wait for the slow-melting ice. For this is the time of year, when it seems as if you have your own arena. When on any given day you'll have, dare I say, miles and miles between 'ya. While on most days I chose a tight-camouflaged-leotard, armed with nothing more than my trusty speargun. With many days spent sixty feet down... I had already harvested a year's supply of Ceviche (and then some) for fun. Oh, wait, who are we kidding---there's no ice after all, just an occasional need for extra knitting. Dare I mention that poor gear of yours. You know, the fishing gear that you sent in for service? I must ask to you now: how this short story (assuming you've ever read one of these before) must make you feel nervous. When, just days ago, along the kelp-line arose such a chatter. I sprang from my kayak to see what was the matter. The camouflaged suit on this day was replaced with breathable waders. I adorned my uniform once more. And even decided to log on as, The Darkhorse, armed with sword and shield for the haters. For this time, like many before, I come as a friend. And anyone who actually knows the rest of this story---would be quick to tell you there's no end. I recently sprang from a sleigh ride of my own, to give my team a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. So here's hoping you all have something similar under your tree. For we all know that nothing, especially our time away from family is free. If you were there you might have heard me exclaim, as I was dragged out of sight---Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night. __________________

12-24-2013, 11:19 PM	#3
Cadillyak Team Get $$ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 841	Yo josh. We still have some unfinished business to attend to. Soon! __________________ The "Y" is silent 2012 Olive PA 12 2011 Papaya Outback

12-25-2013, 12:36 AM	#4
Tandem Assassin Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 290	I Miss My Friend.. Josh you are like the "Hole In The Wall Gang". We never know when you are going to come out from hiding and give us a hint of what your are up to. I haven't had the opportunity to fish in the last 12-15 months as I am committed to help raising my ladies daughters 3 year old son (he will be a waterman). Just wanted to thank you for all of your post and the knowledge you have shared with us over the years. Happy holidays to you and your family... Jeff

12-25-2013, 08:41 AM	#6
Nic D Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Clairemont Posts: 813	Ya Josh! Merry Christmas __________________ instagram - @DRAGO619

12-25-2013, 02:32 PM	#9
Drake Guest Posts: n/a	Who knew Santa fished LJ. Awfully nice of him to wiggle that fish down the chimney for ya! Clearly that sheep is photoshopped. That thing is prehistoric!!!! Last edited by Drake; 12-25-2013 at 02:50 PM.

12-24-2013, 10:45 PM	#2
lterrero Leo Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: La Jolla, CA Posts: 482	Josh, nice to see you back on the board, thanks for the post & Merry Christmas 2013

12-25-2013, 09:33 AM	#7
FLORIDA BOY! Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Anaheim Posts: 76	Nice story and pics Santa, I mean Josh. That was a beautiful present under the tree!

12-25-2013, 12:53 PM	#8
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Very nice to put the little kid on a fish. He will not soon forget the experience.

12-25-2013, 03:12 PM	#10
Fiskadoro ....... Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,509	Josh you never cease to amaze and inspire!!!

12-25-2013, 04:28 PM	#11
Zfish03 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Oceanside Posts: 197	Great read, thanks and Merry Christmas!

12-25-2013, 04:38 PM	#12
JeffB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: La Jolla Posts: 1,216	Cool post as always. Mean goat and super cool pic of the school of yellows. __________________ If you're looking for me I'm

12-25-2013, 05:38 PM	#13
driftwood Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SAN DIEGO Posts: 1,086	Really nice post Josh. Good to hear from you. inspiring as always.

12-25-2013, 09:55 PM	#14
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	nice pictures! __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

12-26-2013, 07:51 AM	#15
dmrides Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Point Loma Posts: 584	Cheers for a very clever post! Nicely done.

12-26-2013, 08:06 AM	#16
blitzburgh Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Menifee Posts: 2,509	DOOOOD! __________________ ”The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” ~Thomas Jefferson.........maybe

12-26-2013, 09:56 AM	#17
gunghosd Let's Do This! Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: san diego, ca, usa Posts: 63	Nice Job Josh! Glad to see you nailing YT on Christmas. Doesnt get any better

12-26-2013, 08:23 PM	#19
lamb Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,568	Guess who's back, back again. Stellar photography Josh. __________________ [------------------------ <)))< ....b-a-a-a-a

12-26-2013, 08:36 PM	#20
Drake Guest Posts: n/a	Am I the only one who noticed none of those fish have gaff shots in them?