Joke of the day - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

467echo · 07-13-2012, 12:02 PM

Mark was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

Mark took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" Mark asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" Mark asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"

"Well," said Mark, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife, Karen."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

Mark replied, "That's okay. It's important for Karen to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

Mr. Adventure · 07-13-2012, 12:18 PM

DiD your grandpa send you this joke in a email?

KatFish · 07-13-2012, 12:44 PM

That was funny yet so true!

RedSledTeam · 07-13-2012, 01:21 PM

Nice one Eric!!

jorluivil · 07-13-2012, 01:51 PM

I read the first two lines and began typing, I hate long jokes.

467echo · 07-13-2012, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Adventure

DiD your grandpa send you this joke in a email?

Sorry if you're too cool for school. Just thought a few people might like it.

T-Rex · 07-13-2012, 02:25 PM

Mongo Johnson · 07-13-2012, 02:45 PM

I'm getting back on the water, getting the reg' and BC refurbed . . . looking at reels. Oh my! Gotta remember this.

WahooUSMA · 07-13-2012, 04:51 PM

Nice. So true.

maui jim · 07-13-2012, 09:33 PM

Jeorge needs pictures to read....

ericko · 07-13-2012, 09:40 PM

come on george you know you got a chuckle out of that..

icelogger · 07-13-2012, 09:46 PM

wiredantz · 07-13-2012, 10:37 PM

Good joke thanks for sharing.

07-13-2012, 12:02 PM	#1
467echo Rookie of the Month Club Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Mira Mesa Posts: 483	Joke of the day Mark was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Mark took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" Mark asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" Mark asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!" "Well," said Mark, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife, Karen." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? Mark replied, "That's okay. It's important for Karen to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting." __________________ they are getting bigger....

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jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	I read the first two lines and began typing, I hate long jokes. __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

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T-Rex Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Rancho Santa Margarita Posts: 770	__________________

07-13-2012, 02:45 PM	#8
Mongo Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Long Beach Posts: 192	I'm getting back on the water, getting the reg' and BC refurbed . . . looking at reels. Oh my! Gotta remember this. __________________ A day on the water . . . priceless.

07-13-2012, 04:51 PM	#9
WahooUSMA Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Rancho Cucamonga Posts: 753	Nice. So true. __________________ GO ARMY BEAT NAVY! Bad decisions make great stories!

07-13-2012, 12:18 PM	#2
Mr. Adventure Damn Hippy Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Riverside Posts: 311	DiD your grandpa send you this joke in a email?

07-13-2012, 12:44 PM	#3
KatFish Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: El Cajon, CA Posts: 132	That was funny yet so true!

07-13-2012, 01:21 PM	#4
RedSledTeam Daddeo Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: OC Posts: 660	Nice one Eric!!

07-13-2012, 09:33 PM	#10
maui jim Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cypress, CA Posts: 789	Jeorge needs pictures to read.... __________________

07-13-2012, 09:40 PM	#11
ericko Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Huntington beach Posts: 594	come on george you know you got a chuckle out of that..

07-13-2012, 09:46 PM	#12
icelogger Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: All over the country Posts: 109

07-13-2012, 10:37 PM	#13
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	Good joke thanks for sharing. __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it