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04-24-2010, 08:40 AM | #1 |
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Redlands CA
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Kayaking wife goes missing...
The day after his wife disapeared in a kayaking accident,an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska state troopers.
"Were sorry Mr. Wilkens,but we have some information about your wife,"said one trooper... "Tell me!Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other... One said,"We have some bad news,some good news,and some really great news..." Fearing the worst,Mr Wilkens said "Give me the bad news first" "Were sorry,but we dredged your wifes body up in Kachemak bay" "Oh my God!,whats the good news?..." "When she was pulled up she had 12 huge King crab and 7 good sized Dungeness feeding on her and we feel that you are entitled to half the catch!" "Are you guys sick? Whats the great news?" "We're gonna give her a good soak and pull her up again tomorrow!"
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04-24-2010, 08:49 AM | #2 |
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Location: SD
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These guys must be the new owners of the LJ launch. I wonder if they can pull some strings and have some automatic wipers installed on the web-cam?
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04-24-2010, 09:08 AM | #3 |
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Location: Santee
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Are you saying they are not making it easy for anyone else to unload and launch? My sarcasm detector isn't that good.
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04-24-2010, 10:23 AM | #4 |
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Your sarcasm detector works fine. The idea behind the loop is to allow room for others to exit and enter the area. Loading and unloading should happen around the perimeter.
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04-24-2010, 02:14 PM | #5 |
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Location: Rancho Cucamonga
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Same thing happened to me recently, except these yea-hoo's just left their truck and walked to the bathrooms. No one could get in or out. What a bunch of Goat #@$#'s
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04-24-2010, 07:13 PM | #6 |
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Was down there today with my daughter to take a walk, talk to any kayak fisher-guys.... saw this:
Explains it very well. |
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