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10-23-2015, 07:33 PM
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BRTF...bought & paid...
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Bumped on the yak
So made bait pretty easily and headed out to the outside corner. As I am paddling out, getting tailed by something...keep looking back, realize it's a big ocean voracious predator...holy crap. Realized I was gonna have him on my tail for a while. Tried to paddle away, he kept following me. Then, he started bumping my yak... WTF? I start paddling away, he follows me.. I go dude, what's up? I was afraid he was gonna take his parrot like beak and grab the bow of my kayak and flip me over, then devour me like the tentacles of a jellyfish. What should I do, bring some jellyfish to distract him? When I called him Dude, he asked if I was friends with Nemo...
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10-23-2015, 07:47 PM
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Location: Carlsbad
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Duuuude, you need to ride the North Atlantic current to find Nemo. Duh.
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10-23-2015, 08:25 PM
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Location: San Diego
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Bump him back......
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10-23-2015, 08:47 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: W of 5
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Make soup and sunglasses out of his reptile ass.
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10-23-2015, 10:51 PM
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Manic for Life
Join Date: May 2015
Location: San Diego
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Is it possible to electrify the hull?
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10-23-2015, 11:07 PM
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PROBATION
Join Date: Jul 2005
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bump
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10-24-2015, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: May 2014
Location: Fort Lauderdale
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If you were in a mirage drive kayak, they do get attracted to the flippers, and I have had them try to take a bite of the kayak without any luck.....been followed a few times during mating season, but they have never asked me about Nemo.
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10-25-2015, 07:40 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Valley Center
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let it mate with you next time, then move on...
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10-25-2015, 09:13 AM
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BANNED
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Location: W of 5
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10-26-2015, 04:37 PM
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Location: sandiego
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sea turtle soup....
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10-27-2015, 12:49 AM
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Did someone say soup???
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