wife messed up my brand new kayak - Page 2 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

RedSledTeam · 03-18-2015, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by benichi

well, not a good day to wake up... my wife f'ed up my brand new kayak last night and didn't bother to tell me so freaking pissed right now does anyone know how to fix this...

Wow!

Here's what you need to do.........give her the kayak! Now go get another one for you!

wiredantz · 03-18-2015, 03:58 PM

dont' listen to these guys, EVERY scratch COUNTS!..... people who don't care about scratches means they can dish money to get a new one.

If people only knew you had to sell your right kidney to buy this kayak because life has not treated you good.

Take a picture blow it up and put it on your bedroom wall. Let your wife be reminded of the pain she has caused your poor soul

CheapPelican · 03-18-2015, 04:21 PM

Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.

buddha · 03-18-2015, 04:22 PM

I will show you the bottom of my kayak and you will know what battle scars are!

bosshoss · 03-18-2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CheapPelican

Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.

FRICKIN HILARIOUS !!!!!!

YakDout · 03-18-2015, 04:51 PM

I think I've had fish that scratched my kayak more than that.

makobob · 03-18-2015, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by benichi

yeah tell how you would feel when this is only a 14 day old kayak...

OK so she lost her virginity and her cherry got popped, NOW go out and get her bloody!

Fishin Phil · 03-18-2015, 05:33 PM

Looks like another garage door victim.

MrPatrick · 03-18-2015, 05:36 PM

Maybe she didn't even know it happened. It's a possibility. Remember, wives never forget ANYTHING!

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Phiderman · 03-18-2015, 05:59 PM

Sounds like you need to take a strong dose of get over it. Take it fishing and drink a beer, you will live.

benichi · 03-18-2015, 06:13 PM

you guys made me feel better.. but dont tell the wife im riding this one out she just told me in a text from her work that she put a boo boo on my kayak and she was sorry.. i responded "WHAT!!" THEN SAID I WAS GOING OUT TO LOOK. AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO HER... she is proabably freaking out!!!

Hunters Pa · 03-18-2015, 06:18 PM

Whatever you put her through will come back to you threefold. Unless you want her to be able to throw it back at you later. Use a razor and shave down the rough spot

alanw · 03-18-2015, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by makobob

OK so she lost her virginity and her cherry got popped, NOW go out and get her bloody!

Damn, that's a pretty harsh way to treat a wife

Sdspeed · 03-18-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by benichi

you guys made me feel better.. but dont tell the wife im riding this one out she just told me in a text from her work that she put a boo boo on my kayak and she was sorry.. i responded "WHAT!!" THEN SAID I WAS GOING OUT TO LOOK. AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO HER... she is proabably freaking out!!!

Your silence is your best ammunition!

Cadillyak · 03-18-2015, 07:59 PM

All the wounds our kayaks experience build character!!

467echo · 03-18-2015, 08:21 PM

I'd say its at least a bj's worth or maybe 2

HBOUND808 · 03-18-2015, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 467echo

I'd say its at least a bj's worth or maybe 2

LOL....THIS!!!

Dannowar · 03-18-2015, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by YakDout

I think I've had fish that scratched my kayak more than that.

Pics or it didn't happen

Cbad Mike · 03-18-2015, 11:49 PM

Walk out into the garage with her and look at it. Then turn to her and just say........ REALLY????? and walk back in the house and forget about it.

Sdspeed · 03-19-2015, 12:11 AM

Honey, how'd ya tear up so many pairs of your favorite shoes?

https://youtu.be/433ZGTBE3JM

03-18-2015, 03:58 PM	#22
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	dont' listen to these guys, EVERY scratch COUNTS!..... people who don't care about scratches means they can dish money to get a new one. If people only knew you had to sell your right kidney to buy this kayak because life has not treated you good. Take a picture blow it up and put it on your bedroom wall. Let your wife be reminded of the pain she has caused your poor soul __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

03-18-2015, 04:21 PM	#23
CheapPelican Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Too far from the launch. Posts: 443	Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk. Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day. __________________

03-18-2015, 05:33 PM	#28
Fishin Phil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 288	Looks like another garage door victim. __________________ God, Family, Your Health, You're Fishing.

03-18-2015, 06:13 PM	#31
benichi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Riverside Posts: 102	you guys made me feel better.. but dont tell the wife im riding this one out she just told me in a text from her work that she put a boo boo on my kayak and she was sorry.. i responded "WHAT!!" THEN SAID I WAS GOING OUT TO LOOK. AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO HER... she is proabably freaking out!!! __________________

03-18-2015, 07:59 PM	#35
Cadillyak Team Get $$ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 841	All the wounds our kayaks experience build character!! __________________ The "Y" is silent 2012 Olive PA 12 2011 Papaya Outback

03-18-2015, 04:22 PM	#24
buddha Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: chula vista Posts: 907	I will show you the bottom of my kayak and you will know what battle scars are!

03-18-2015, 04:51 PM	#26
YakDout Brandon Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,345	I think I've had fish that scratched my kayak more than that.

03-18-2015, 05:36 PM	#29
MrPatrick Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Waiting to launch Posts: 1,381	Maybe she didn't even know it happened. It's a possibility. Remember, wives never forget ANYTHING! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

03-18-2015, 05:59 PM	#30
Phiderman Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 38	Sounds like you need to take a strong dose of get over it. Take it fishing and drink a beer, you will live.

03-18-2015, 06:18 PM	#32
Hunters Pa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fullerton Posts: 1,360	Whatever you put her through will come back to you threefold. Unless you want her to be able to throw it back at you later. Use a razor and shave down the rough spot

03-18-2015, 08:21 PM	#36
467echo Rookie of the Month Club Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Mira Mesa Posts: 483	I'd say its at least a bj's worth or maybe 2 __________________ they are getting bigger....

03-18-2015, 11:49 PM	#39
Cbad Mike Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Carlsbad Ca. Posts: 1,206	Walk out into the garage with her and look at it. Then turn to her and just say........ REALLY????? and walk back in the house and forget about it. __________________ [SIGPIC]

03-19-2015, 12:11 AM	#40
Sdspeed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: San Diego Posts: 732	Honey, how'd ya tear up so many pairs of your favorite shoes? https://youtu.be/433ZGTBE3JM Last edited by Sdspeed; 03-19-2015 at 02:22 AM.

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