Cobra Marauder Kayak - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

sasha · 09-08-2011, 11:01 AM

Duhhhh ............. You put the kayak in your living room facing the TV. Then you turn the TV to NG channel when they have a show about the ocean. Get inside and pretend paddle as fast as you can. Have your dog bark at you from the side.. Do try and hit him with a paddle. Thats when your wife would run over with a bucket of dirty water and throw it in your face. Try not to puke inside for the extra smell.. That would bring the cats over and you dont want the cats over at your house..
Thats how you get a used kayak that never got wet ... Duhhhhh

elreytut · 09-13-2011, 01:59 PM

basically, i've had it for 2 years in storage. got wet when i hosed it off? paddle faster? i hear banjo music?

fishsouthcounty · 09-13-2011, 07:33 PM

so then it is unused?

tight lines · 09-13-2011, 07:37 PM

so confused

RK · 09-13-2011, 07:37 PM

Sounds like it was built by NASA

09-13-2011, 01:59 PM	#2
elreytut Junior Join Date: May 2011 Location: santa monica Posts: 7	can you say storage? basically, i've had it for 2 years in storage. got wet when i hosed it off? paddle faster? i hear banjo music?

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09-08-2011, 11:01 AM	#1
sasha Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 275	Duhhhh ............. You put the kayak in your living room facing the TV. Then you turn the TV to NG channel when they have a show about the ocean. Get inside and pretend paddle as fast as you can. Have your dog bark at you from the side.. Do try and hit him with a paddle. Thats when your wife would run over with a bucket of dirty water and throw it in your face. Try not to puke inside for the extra smell.. That would bring the cats over and you dont want the cats over at your house.. Thats how you get a used kayak that never got wet ... Duhhhhh

09-13-2011, 07:33 PM	#3
fishsouthcounty Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: San Juan Capistrano, Ca Posts: 518	so then it is unused?

09-13-2011, 07:37 PM	#4
tight lines Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: North County Posts: 62	so confused

09-13-2011, 07:37 PM	#5
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	Sounds like it was built by NASA