Warning about Baja Travel - Page 4 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

tunaseeker · 03-08-2011, 08:43 PM

- Have "gifts" available, cold sodas, cigs, fruit, snacks...and my personal favorite PORN !! Nothing will get you thru checkpoints faster than a stack of good hardcore porn mags (don't try to pawn off your old harry bush playboy crap on um) on or under your seat where they can easily be found...once they see those the search is over and you're on your way....just make sure you have more stashed somewhere else incase they want the whole stack.

I was LMAO!!! Good advice!

tptrench · 03-09-2011, 11:02 AM

My last excursion to baja was quite a few years ago and it was a 1 day surf trip with a side trip to Puerto Nuevo for lobster. I had my gal and another couple with me in a Jeep Cherokee. This is midday. I was stopped 3 times that day. Twice going down along the border fence in TJ within 10 minutes of each other. They were federales who said they were looking for weapons. Tore my Jeep apart both times.
Then on the way home around 5 PM, stopped again saying that I ran a stop sign. There was no f'ing stop sign. the fed wanted me to follow him to the station. I almost did but decided to just pay off the f'er. Cost me $50. F Mexico. Have fun catching your fish and drinking your beer! For Me It ain't worth It! Seeee Ya111!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-08-2011, 08:43 PM	#61
tunaseeker TB Metal Art Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 653	- Have "gifts" available, cold sodas, cigs, fruit, snacks...and my personal favorite PORN !! Nothing will get you thru checkpoints faster than a stack of good hardcore porn mags (don't try to pawn off your old harry bush playboy crap on um) on or under your seat where they can easily be found...once they see those the search is over and you're on your way....just make sure you have more stashed somewhere else incase they want the whole stack. I was LMAO!!! Good advice! Last edited by tunaseeker; 03-08-2011 at 08:58 PM.

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03-09-2011, 11:02 AM	#62
tptrench Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: pt loma Posts: 101	My last excursion to baja was quite a few years ago and it was a 1 day surf trip with a side trip to Puerto Nuevo for lobster. I had my gal and another couple with me in a Jeep Cherokee. This is midday. I was stopped 3 times that day. Twice going down along the border fence in TJ within 10 minutes of each other. They were federales who said they were looking for weapons. Tore my Jeep apart both times. Then on the way home around 5 PM, stopped again saying that I ran a stop sign. There was no f'ing stop sign. the fed wanted me to follow him to the station. I almost did but decided to just pay off the f'er. Cost me $50. F Mexico. Have fun catching your fish and drinking your beer! For Me It ain't worth It! Seeee Ya111!!!!!!!!!!!!