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Old 01-14-2011, 01:07 PM   #1
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Is it too early.....

to be talking about Catapalooza?

I'm counting the days for my man-cation
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:37 PM   #2
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Not to early to be talking about "not" Catapalooza.

1st rule of Catapalooza: You do not talk about Catapalooza.

2nd Rule of Catapalooza: Do not get gored by a buffalo, or get rescued by the coast guard, or let Adi touch you innapropriately, or smoke what Anacapa tells you he "thinks" is safe, or get caught by a sneaker set and lose a bunch of Avets, or look in a tent to see Moyer and Nate wrestling like mommy and daddy do, and do not mention whitefish around CJ, and do not play tripple nipple with hard shots (and then add a billion extra rules to make you drink for EVERYTHING), do not sleep with cocktail waitresses on the Cat Ferry, and do not leave dead squid under your kayak seat, and for the love of God- do not bring up Global Warming

I can't wait
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:08 PM   #3
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#1 - The first rule of Catapalooza is, you do not talk about Catapalooza.
#2 - The second rule of Catapalooza is, you DO NOT talk about Catapalooza.
#3 - If someone says stop, line goes limp, taps out, breaks off or gets hung up in the kelp the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a tent. there is nothing wrong with this!.......see rule #6

#5 - One WSB at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Catapalooza, you have to stay on the water until you land a fish or finish your cigar.
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:36 PM   #4
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:38 PM   #5
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Not to early to be talking about "not" Catapalooza.

1st rule of Catapalooza: You do not talk about Catapalooza.

2nd Rule of Catapalooza: Do not get gored by a buffalo, or get rescued by the coast guard, or let Adi touch you innapropriately, or smoke what Anacapa tells you he "thinks" is safe, or get caught by a sneaker set and lose a bunch of Avets, or look in a tent to see Moyer and Nate wrestling like mommy and daddy do, and do not mention whitefish around CJ, and do not play tripple nipple with hard shots (and then add a billion extra rules to make you drink for EVERYTHING), do not sleep with cocktail waitresses on the Cat Ferry, and do not leave dead squid under your kayak seat, and for the love of God- do not bring up Global Warming

I can't wait
although I don't know about any of those stories, it still made me laugh! -thanks

specially the part about Moyer wrestling Nate like mommy and daddy!
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:56 PM   #6
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I think you may have overlooked a few things Steveooo. Like don't piss into a 20 knot wind, cause the guy 20 feet behind you may have just done his hair. Don't throw back that rockfish or Spanish mack too quickly, cause you might just win the shaqpot. And one I just learned last night on Nat. Geo., a bison rolling in the dirt is a threat display (although I might have guessed that now). On a related note, when being chased by one, head for the nearest shrubs cause the stickers are much better than the horns.
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Old 01-14-2011, 05:13 PM   #7
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And one I just learned last night on Nat. Geo., a bison rolling in the dirt is a threat display (although I might have guessed that now). On a related note, when being chased by one, head for the nearest shrubs cause the stickers are much better than the horns.

not speaking of catapalooza,,,, when will it not take place this year?

*another quick note on Bison... you don't need to out run the bison, just run faster than the guy your with.
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Old 01-14-2011, 05:21 PM   #8
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Bison.....pssssssh

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Old 01-14-2011, 05:58 PM   #9
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not speaking of catapalooza,,,, when will it not take place this year?

*another quick note on Bison... you don't need to out run the bison, just run faster than the guy your with.
first rule of catapalooza if you got to ask, you were not invited
dont got to run faster either just a quick nut shot
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tatanka!!!!!


guess you had to be there

after that ride over, I fell on the sand and kissed the ground. guess it beats the shit out of pulling thorns outta my ass
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:57 PM   #11
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first rule of catapalooza if you got to ask, you were not invited
dont got to run faster either just a quick nut shot
#1 thats not the first rule of catapalooza

#2 if you were to hit me in the nuts, that bison would be the last of your worries.
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Old 01-16-2011, 01:32 PM   #12
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to be talking about Catapalooza?

I'm counting the days for my man-cation
Hey Bing, looking forward to it. Thanks for the breakfast and tour of Venice Beach last year. I love the way they scratched gang logos into your car hood in your neighborhood. L.A. is so cool.

PS: Tell Don hi for me.
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