Black Sea Bass Sentencing

[Croaker Dave]

I thought that guy was a multiple felon who had done jail time. I guess the prisons must be full. I'd at least have made him scoop the furbag poop at the children's pool and keep those toilets plunged at the park by the launch. And since he's a diver, make him clean up all the lost sabiki rigs from the bottom of the kelp forest. Then I'd give him a plastic spoon and make him pick up all the seagull turds in the park before all the babies come to roll in the grass. Then I'd .....