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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Camarillo
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Just heard this on the radio and it was hilarious...
Wonder what she would tell the shark if she saw it near her kayak!! |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,823
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Insert hammerhead instead of bear and you have half this board.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: The city of Orange
Posts: 1,278
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M-kay ... lol!
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: San Diego
Posts: 664
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Hahaha. Too many quotables. Wow.
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Fullerton
Posts: 1,361
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Had to turn it off. What an annoying voice, and what did she expect as a response to "bear, why are you doing that to my kayak".
Make that the sound on an alarm clock and I will wake up before it goes off every morning to prevent having to hear it |
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Otay
Posts: 704
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My wife was at lake George in Mamoth a few years ago reading a book. She was with her parents and sisters and the golden retrievers they brought for a weekend trout trip. She thought one of the golden retrievers was sniffing her ear and almost swatted it until she looked at it nose to nose.... It was bear. She jumped in the water studdering "B B B BEAR!" He was just there looking for a hand out since all the tourists think it's cute to feed them.
...she survived. Take away: Don't try and reason with the bear, calling him "bear" when is name is obviously smokey, pooh, or Phillip. |
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