BEAR - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

momo fish · 10-02-2015, 07:46 AM

Just heard this on the radio and it was hilarious...

Wonder what she would tell the shark if she saw it near her kayak!!

Dannowar · 10-02-2015, 01:23 PM

Insert hammerhead instead of bear and you have half this board.

octico · 10-02-2015, 03:05 PM

M-kay ... lol!

skrilla · 10-02-2015, 04:17 PM

Hahaha. Too many quotables. Wow.

Hunters Pa · 10-02-2015, 04:51 PM

Had to turn it off. What an annoying voice, and what did she expect as a response to "bear, why are you doing that to my kayak".

Make that the sound on an alarm clock and I will wake up before it goes off every morning to prevent having to hear it

captnblood34 · 10-04-2015, 11:19 AM

My wife was at lake George in Mamoth a few years ago reading a book. She was with her parents and sisters and the golden retrievers they brought for a weekend trout trip. She thought one of the golden retrievers was sniffing her ear and almost swatted it until she looked at it nose to nose.... It was bear. She jumped in the water studdering "B B B BEAR!" He was just there looking for a hand out since all the tourists think it's cute to feed them.

...she survived.

Take away:
Don't try and reason with the bear, calling him "bear" when is name is obviously smokey, pooh, or Phillip.

10-02-2015, 01:23 PM	#2
Dannowar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,823	Insert hammerhead instead of bear and you have half this board. __________________ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever." — Brian Wilson

10-02-2015, 04:17 PM	#4
skrilla Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: San Diego Posts: 664	Hahaha. Too many quotables. Wow. __________________ Urban Camo Trident 13

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10-02-2015, 07:46 AM	#1
momo fish Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Camarillo Posts: 1,491	Just heard this on the radio and it was hilarious... Wonder what she would tell the shark if she saw it near her kayak!!

10-02-2015, 03:05 PM	#3
octico Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: The city of Orange Posts: 1,278	M-kay ... lol!

10-02-2015, 04:51 PM	#5
Hunters Pa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fullerton Posts: 1,361	Had to turn it off. What an annoying voice, and what did she expect as a response to "bear, why are you doing that to my kayak". Make that the sound on an alarm clock and I will wake up before it goes off every morning to prevent having to hear it

10-04-2015, 11:19 AM	#6
captnblood34 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Otay Posts: 704	My wife was at lake George in Mamoth a few years ago reading a book. She was with her parents and sisters and the golden retrievers they brought for a weekend trout trip. She thought one of the golden retrievers was sniffing her ear and almost swatted it until she looked at it nose to nose.... It was bear. She jumped in the water studdering "B B B BEAR!" He was just there looking for a hand out since all the tourists think it's cute to feed them. ...she survived. Take away: Don't try and reason with the bear, calling him "bear" when is name is obviously smokey, pooh, or Phillip.