Shark encounter - what to do

[kjsdad619]

Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

Don't smack it or you will be the one statistic under the "provoked attack" column.
Just keep paddling. They are curious and hungry nuisances just like the seals except they have fins.
Either they will get bored and leave or they will hang around long enough for you to get bored of them.
Take a deep breath and enjoy the encounter.
Relax and get some cool video but DONT promote it or go to the news.
If you do somehow find yourself getting eaten try to get swallowed whole and head first then just swim out his butthole.
In either case you'll be fine....
I promise.

Mike, best advice ever!!

[WARRIORMIKE]

What about jumping on top of them and wrestling them? Has that ever worked?

[momo fish]

Sometimes it works..

Originally Posted by WARRIORMIKE

What about jumping on top of them and wrestling them? Has that ever worked?

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[Deamon]

Darwin's theory usually takes care of ass wipes like BabySharkBoy. I wouldn't doubt if this idiot hooked and tired this baby shark out first. What a Jackoff. Jim