RED ALERT!!!! RED ALERT!!!!!

[Old Man in the Sea]

[QUOTE=jorluivil;240084]My wife said I can't fish anymore because there are sharks in the water but She's ok with me riding my bike in the streets of L.A.?


Hahaha > your wife probably added a Double indemnity death by bike policy when she bought you that new road bike....

Double indemnity is a clause or provision in a life insurance or accident policy whereby the company agrees to pay the stated multiple (i.e., 10X) of the face amount in the contract in cases of death

no life insurance coverage for shark death - $1 mil payout if bike death

good news she said there will be plenty of money to have an awesome paddle out party for you at LaJolla Shores...