wife messed up my brand new kayak - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

wiredantz · 03-18-2015, 02:58 PM

dont' listen to these guys, EVERY scratch COUNTS!..... people who don't care about scratches means they can dish money to get a new one.

If people only knew you had to sell your right kidney to buy this kayak because life has not treated you good.

Take a picture blow it up and put it on your bedroom wall. Let your wife be reminded of the pain she has caused your poor soul

CheapPelican · 03-18-2015, 03:21 PM

Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.

buddha · 03-18-2015, 03:22 PM

I will show you the bottom of my kayak and you will know what battle scars are!

bosshoss · 03-18-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CheapPelican

Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.

FRICKIN HILARIOUS !!!!!!

03-18-2015, 02:58 PM	#1
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	dont' listen to these guys, EVERY scratch COUNTS!..... people who don't care about scratches means they can dish money to get a new one. If people only knew you had to sell your right kidney to buy this kayak because life has not treated you good. Take a picture blow it up and put it on your bedroom wall. Let your wife be reminded of the pain she has caused your poor soul __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

03-18-2015, 03:21 PM	#2
CheapPelican Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Too far from the launch. Posts: 443	Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk. Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day. __________________

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03-18-2015, 03:22 PM	#3
buddha Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: chula vista Posts: 907	I will show you the bottom of my kayak and you will know what battle scars are!