Serious, but slightly distasteful question - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 11:23 AM

If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

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04-02-2013, 11:23 AM	#13
Croaker Dave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: OC Posts: 171	If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.