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Old 07-13-2012, 01:02 PM   #1
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Joke of the day

Mark was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

Mark took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" Mark asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" Mark asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"

"Well," said Mark, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife, Karen."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

Mark replied, "That's okay. It's important for Karen to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:18 PM   #2
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DiD your grandpa send you this joke in a email?
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:44 PM   #3
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That was funny yet so true!
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:21 PM   #4
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Nice one Eric!!
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:51 PM   #5
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I read the first two lines and began typing, I hate long jokes.
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:02 PM   #6
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DiD your grandpa send you this joke in a email?
Sorry if you're too cool for school. Just thought a few people might like it.
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:25 PM   #7
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:45 PM   #8
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I'm getting back on the water, getting the reg' and BC refurbed . . . looking at reels. Oh my! Gotta remember this.
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Old 07-13-2012, 05:51 PM   #9
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Nice. So true.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:33 PM   #10
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Jeorge needs pictures to read....
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:40 PM   #11
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come on george you know you got a chuckle out of that..
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:46 PM   #12
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:37 PM   #13
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Good joke thanks for sharing.
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