Malibu Fiday

[jorluivil]

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

George, Congrats on the quickie wedding!

Thanks! Will you be the maid of honor? Frank, Eric, Roby and Tim can be the bridesmaids.

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

The little white chapel is running a special, they throw in free tux.

No need for a tux, I'm wearing my waders and my NRS splash jacket

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

You don't have to merry the girl....don't do it brother.

If I don't marry her I will not get the $8k her parents promised.

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

You don't even know if the kid is yours.

I'm sure they're not, both kids are butt-ugly. Come to think of it, they both look like you.