Why fishing better than sex. - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

walrus · 03-07-2011, 09:29 AM

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen, nor do they want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

03-07-2011, 09:29 AM	#1
walrus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Baja fish camp Posts: 478	Why fishing better than sex. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen, nor do they want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught. You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish. You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.