U MIGHT WANT TO BREAK OUT THE HAND CREAM & PAPER TOWELS 4 THIS FISH PORN!!

[Billy V]

Originally Posted by dsafety

So maybe we need a secret code that only those vetted by BWE royalty can decipher. If you catch your fish near the LJ canyon, you could post that you were off the glider port. If you say La Jolla, you might really mean Bird Rock and of course, Bird Rock could be north of the pier.

When fish are biting on iron the code word could be Schwarzenegger or some other iron pumper. Bait could something tasty like Burrito or your favorite porn star.

When the squid actually show up we could spread the word covertly by mentioning that "unemployment benefits are being extended". Those in the know... would know.

Of course none of this will work unless we first come up with a secret handshake. For further security maybe we could all get a tiny tattoo in an inconspicuous place that could be used to confirm that someone you just met is worthy of befriending.

This is very serious stuff. We have to do something something now to stop the unauthorized dissemination of our secrets. If we fail to do this, we could soon be overrun by Chinese hackers intent on catching every fish in the area and shipping them back home so Communist party officials can pose for photos with trophy Yellowtail or WSB.

Bob

All right Bob I'll try giving you a report.

Here goes:

The no occupancy sign was illuminated as 15 vehicles were parked outside on jackstands.
(3) tow trucks were circling the area.
A team of natures stealth bombers were strafing green gumballs.
5 beetle songs were played, and if you listened carefully you could hear 1 swan song. I played Led Zeppelin's rock and roll twice, and in an unprecedented move danced with a stealth bomber (with a witness).

The weather:
Old man winter was all over the compass and vehicles were complaining.
Water quality on the Johnny Walker Scotch scale was:
Red Label and was flowing good.

Hope this helps