Jorge, I have always said that peaceful resolutions are what make us a civil people. I would have recommended that you explain to him,
Canoeing is a paddle sport in which you kneel or sit facing forward in an open-decked
canoe, and propel yourself with a single-bladed
paddle, under your own power.
Kayaking is a similar activity in a
kayak which usually has a closed deck and is propelled with a double bladed paddle. In a kayak the paddler typically sits with legs extended forward. The hobie pedal system might blow ones mind when getting into the intricicacies of it all so I would leave this explanation out. I know you have a lot of inner anger my friend, but take it out on the fish and not the neighbor. Let you inner Zen out Jorge, ommmmm