Baja info - mordida attempt #20

[aguachico]

I've been pulled over so many times it's comical. Once I was pulled over when coming back from fishing in December, only to be pulled over (without) yak by the same cops two weeks later. I recognized them, they me - vamos!

Monday morning I hit the border after a weekend of fishing. I was pretty tired and grumpy because I had the smallest WSB in the group

I cut thru a side street to get a straight shot at the single lane into the border. It's the street that goes past the Smart and Final. I "pinch negra lobo" that's local for the black police cars pulls up along side. The girl rolls down her window.
ratero "are you ok?"
me "sure"
r "borach?"
m "cansado"
r " pull over for inspecion"

This fat bitch and her stupid partner begin to go thru my stuff. Typical questions and I'm pissed. She trys to separate me from the guy searching the front by asking me to come to the back. I tell her no I'll watch him search and then when he's done we will go to the back.

Open the back and WHEEEEWWW Adi's trash stinks. Door closed quickly. I'm still pissed and they know it the way a slam the doors and get in their face.

The guy says "you fish Mexico alot"
me "hell yeah" I start rattling off names of places these idiots never heard of.
guy "catch fish"
me "yup - GRANDE CORVINA cabron"
guy "you have fishing license for Mexico"

I've never been asked for my license never never never.

I walk to the from and get my license.
He shows it to the fat c***.
They have never seen a license

vamos smelly dirty pinche gringo!!!

No mordida