Hate fishing weekends

[Jim Sammons LJKF]

Every time I fish on a weekend I remember why I don't fish on weekends. Too crowed for my taste, not the kayaks but the ever moving stinky power boats.
To the A-Hole that stole the cooler out of the back of my truck I hope everything you ever put in it goes rancid and the beer goes flat. I hope you wear the PFD that was in there and it fails while you are struggling in the water, I hope the rod holders in there break while on a huge fish and I hope the dry top leaks. A big FU to you. If anyone saw this A-Hole I taking a large white cooler out of a F-250 with a couple kayaks on top, please give me a tip.