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04-24-2010, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Redlands CA
Posts: 871
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Kayaking wife goes missing...
The day after his wife disapeared in a kayaking accident,an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska state troopers.
"Were sorry Mr. Wilkens,but we have some information about your wife,"said one trooper... "Tell me!Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other... One said,"We have some bad news,some good news,and some really great news..." Fearing the worst,Mr Wilkens said "Give me the bad news first" "Were sorry,but we dredged your wifes body up in Kachemak bay" "Oh my God!,whats the good news?..." "When she was pulled up she had 12 huge King crab and 7 good sized Dungeness feeding on her and we feel that you are entitled to half the catch!" "Are you guys sick? Whats the great news?" "We're gonna give her a good soak and pull her up again tomorrow!" 
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