BRAD'S SONG

[Will B.]

Sung to the tune of
"I Walk The Line"
by Johnny Cash


Brad's Song

I keep a close eye on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I am very very sleazy, that is true
I'd take a spottie over a yellowtail or two
Yes, I admit for a 4 lb 'butt I'd be a slut
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

As sure as whites are white and yellows are yellow
I'd rather catch that little feisty spotted fellow
Pound for pound he makes a tail seem made of jello
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

You got a nerve to kill your catch and ream the sea
You dont care for conservation or what will be
But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I keep a close watch on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm queer, I like your rear