This Is How I Do It - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

jorluivil · 11-21-2014, 09:00 PM

Here's how I seal my lobster

I typically do this on the tail gate of my truck or I'll get out some saw horses and law down a piece of plywood

1. Lay an old shirt or towel down to catch the lobster gooooo

2. I got a hold of one of these bread trays, I will lay the lobster on it once they're cut and let the goooooo

drip out

3. I cut the bottom membrane of the lobster from one side to the other, its not necessary but it makes it a bit easier when you twist the tail off the carapace.

4. Once the lobster has been de-tailed I will break off one of the antenna and cut-off about 2/3 of the antenna(discard flexible portion). Next, I will insert the antenna in the anus, shove it in as far as possible

and turn in 1-2 times

5. As you start to pull the antenna out you will be pulling out the intestine, once its completely out you can discard this.

6. I will take some paper towels and fold side over side twice. Once the towel has been folded over I will place the towel over the bottom portion of the tail and cover the spines/thorns/pointy things that hurt when they stick you.....yes, I'm speaking from experience

6-A. If the tail is wider than the tail do not fold the towel over twice. After folding it over once take approximately 1/3 of each side of the towel and fold it over.

7. Place tail inside the vacuum bag

8. Place bag inside your Vacmaster VP112

9. Seal bag

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Dannowar · 11-21-2014, 09:24 PM

Not safe for work

GregAndrew · 11-21-2014, 10:46 PM

Do you eat the paper towel afterwards?

StinkyMatt · 11-22-2014, 05:05 AM

Can you include a photo of you pressing the "ON" button.

How do you place them in the freezer? North-south or east-west?

Can the lobster be next to the chicken or should I place a barrier in between?

roby · 11-22-2014, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

Can you include a photo of you pressing the "ON" button.

How do you place them in the freezer? North-south or east-west?

Can the lobster be next to the chicken or should I place a barrier in between?

All those questions AND MORE were released in the un-edited version that was sent to "special-west-coast-members."

Pushing the "ON" button is a lot harder than you think...

chxh8me · 11-22-2014, 02:15 PM

I don't have a vacmaster vp112. Guess I'm SOL. :-(

TJones · 11-22-2014, 03:00 PM

But it was a pretty good spread .

Cbad Mike · 11-23-2014, 08:47 AM

When I saw the title of the post I thought that Team Sewer finally put out a sex tape.

Dannowar · 11-23-2014, 10:16 AM

Thiiisssss is howwwww we dooooooooo itttttttttt

Vikingj · 11-23-2014, 11:06 AM

Excellent pictorial on bug cleaning. Smart to cut underside 1st as this is where the nerve ("spinal") cord is and usually paralyzes the flapping tail. That gel-like goo stains so don't do it on patio/driveway without plastic sheet underneath. Be sure to wait until you get home to de-tail as it is illegal to clean it elsewhere. Thanks for sharing!

11-21-2014, 09:00 PM	#1
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	This Is How I Do It Here's how I seal my lobster I typically do this on the tail gate of my truck or I'll get out some saw horses and law down a piece of plywood 1. Lay an old shirt or towel down to catch the lobster gooooo 2. I got a hold of one of these bread trays, I will lay the lobster on it once they're cut and let the goooooo drip out 3. I cut the bottom membrane of the lobster from one side to the other, its not necessary but it makes it a bit easier when you twist the tail off the carapace. 4. Once the lobster has been de-tailed I will break off one of the antenna and cut-off about 2/3 of the antenna(discard flexible portion). Next, I will insert the antenna in the anus, shove it in as far as possible and turn in 1-2 times 5. As you start to pull the antenna out you will be pulling out the intestine, once its completely out you can discard this. 6. I will take some paper towels and fold side over side twice. Once the towel has been folded over I will place the towel over the bottom portion of the tail and cover the spines/thorns/pointy things that hurt when they stick you.....yes, I'm speaking from experience 6-A. If the tail is wider than the tail do not fold the towel over twice. After folding it over once take approximately 1/3 of each side of the towel and fold it over. 7. Place tail inside the vacuum bag 8. Place bag inside your Vacmaster VP112 9. Seal bag "> __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer Last edited by jorluivil; 11-23-2014 at 02:49 PM.

11-21-2014, 09:24 PM	#2
Dannowar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,823	Not safe for work __________________ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever." — Brian Wilson

11-22-2014, 03:00 PM	#7
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	I know I should not encourage him But it was a pretty good spread .

11-23-2014, 08:47 AM	#8
Cbad Mike Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Carlsbad Ca. Posts: 1,206	When I saw the title of the post I thought that Team Sewer finally put out a sex tape. __________________ [SIGPIC]

11-23-2014, 10:16 AM	#9
Dannowar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,823	Thiiisssss is howwwww we dooooooooo itttttttttt __________________ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever." — Brian Wilson

11-21-2014, 10:46 PM	#3
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	Do you eat the paper towel afterwards?

11-22-2014, 05:05 AM	#4
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Can you include a photo of you pressing the "ON" button. How do you place them in the freezer? North-south or east-west? Can the lobster be next to the chicken or should I place a barrier in between?

11-22-2014, 02:15 PM	#6
chxh8me Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Thousand Oaks Posts: 182	I don't have a vacmaster vp112. Guess I'm SOL. :-(

11-23-2014, 11:06 AM	#10
Vikingj Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dana Point area Posts: 438	Excellent pictorial on bug cleaning. Smart to cut underside 1st as this is where the nerve ("spinal") cord is and usually paralyzes the flapping tail. That gel-like goo stains so don't do it on patio/driveway without plastic sheet underneath. Be sure to wait until you get home to de-tail as it is illegal to clean it elsewhere. Thanks for sharing!