Serious, but slightly distasteful question - Page 2 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

ful-rac · 04-02-2013, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Been there done that...I can confirm the bait tank on the stealth works great as a shitter!

Thats a pretty good illustration of what it looks like there mike!

janines.fishtales@cox.net · 04-02-2013, 03:06 PM

Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders.

Come on females, give me some ideas...

Janine

TEAMFISH · 04-02-2013, 03:30 PM

StinkyMatt · 04-02-2013, 03:58 PM

Roby??????

A girl's perspective?

jorluivil · 04-02-2013, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

Roby??????

A girl's perspective?

Matt, they said girls not ladyboy

Spaulding4181 · 04-02-2013, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

LMAO!!! Classic Photoshop work, my man!

TJones · 04-03-2013, 09:34 AM

Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.

old_rookie · 04-03-2013, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GregAndrew

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

good idea - never thought of this.

RockyRaab · 04-03-2013, 03:14 PM

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

TJones · 04-03-2013, 03:24 PM

over the side . it"s ecologically unsound .

wiredantz · 04-03-2013, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyRaab

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

secretly, puts a garbage bag and toilet paper on kayak. Some people like terry cloths.

danjor · 04-03-2013, 05:22 PM

Coming up on 5 years of kayak fishing I have never been in this situation. (Knocks on wood)
I just try to plan what I eat so I dont have any surprises on the water.

lowprofile · 04-03-2013, 07:44 PM

Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though.

T Bone · 04-04-2013, 10:53 AM

Its "Call of Doodie 2" and not "Call of Duty 1" and if the ops are black you better go see a Dr.

maui jim · 04-04-2013, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jorluivil

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

Some how we all Jeorge would have the answer for this...

JrBasser · 04-04-2013, 05:19 PM

I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15

RockyRaab · 04-05-2013, 08:07 AM

In truth, the only time I've needed to do this I just pedaled (correct word usage) my Pro Angler to the shore, walked up among the boulders and gave birth to a politician right there. (Had my baggie of TP, naturally.)

04-02-2013, 03:06 PM	#22
janines.fishtales@cox.net Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 555	Lemonade... Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders. Come on females, give me some ideas... Janine __________________ Fishtales

04-03-2013, 09:34 AM	#27
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	Mirage drive bay Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.

04-03-2013, 03:24 PM	#30
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	never throw dead batteries over the side . it"s ecologically unsound .

04-03-2013, 07:44 PM	#33
lowprofile #1 on fishstick's hitlist Join Date: May 2011 Location: Sea level Posts: 1,478	Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though. __________________ MLPA- My Largest Poaching Area

04-04-2013, 10:53 AM	#34
T Bone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Redlands CA Posts: 871	Its "Call of Doodie 2" and not "Call of Duty 1" and if the ops are black you better go see a Dr. __________________ Barachit Baralah,Elohim-In the beginning,God-Genesis 1:1 "Who among you,if your son asked for a fish would give them a serpent " Jesus Matt. 7:10

04-02-2013, 03:30 PM	#23
TEAMFISH Team Kayak Obesessions Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 256

04-02-2013, 03:58 PM	#24
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Roby?????? A girl's perspective?

04-03-2013, 03:14 PM	#29
RockyRaab Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 138	I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion. Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore. Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

04-03-2013, 05:22 PM	#32
danjor Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Riverside CA Posts: 673	Coming up on 5 years of kayak fishing I have never been in this situation. (Knocks on wood) I just try to plan what I eat so I dont have any surprises on the water.

04-04-2013, 05:19 PM	#36
JrBasser Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 260	I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15

04-05-2013, 08:07 AM	#37
RockyRaab Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 138	In truth, the only time I've needed to do this I just pedaled (correct word usage) my Pro Angler to the shore, walked up among the boulders and gave birth to a politician right there. (Had my baggie of TP, naturally.)