Why fishing better than sex. - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

walrus · 03-07-2011, 08:29 AM

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen, nor do they want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

bigbarrels · 03-07-2011, 08:51 AM

thanks for the laugh

mtnbykr2 · 03-07-2011, 09:00 AM

very profound statement there,
but I find as the time passes and I spend what little spare time I have on the water I don't believe this kayak fishing thing, or any fishing thing, for that matter, is any cheaper than dinner and a movie...

....lol...b

Fiskadoro · 03-07-2011, 02:24 PM

Though a fish might give you a fight, they never say Headache tonight...
You can paddle all night in the foam, fish don't care when you come home...
In the ocean a stream or brook, fish don't care how many others you hook...
There is never cause for dismay, if your fish goes bad just toss it away.....
The calendar you do not fear, fish are good every day of the year...
Sashimi, sushi or broiled, the taste will never make you recoil...
When your out with the boys in a bar a fish will chill in the car...
A cold fish you want to get, you know it will still be fresh and wet...
You always know in the end, a fish will let you share it with friends...

onetriphudson · 03-07-2011, 02:38 PM

There's a joke about eating fish in here somewhere...

03-07-2011, 08:29 AM	#1
walrus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Baja fish camp Posts: 478	Why fishing better than sex. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen, nor do they want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught. You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish. You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

03-07-2011, 09:00 AM	#3
mtnbykr2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: newbury park ca Posts: 2,323	very profound statement there, but I find as the time passes and I spend what little spare time I have on the water I don't believe this kayak fishing thing, or any fishing thing, for that matter, is any cheaper than dinner and a movie.......lol...b

03-07-2011, 02:24 PM	#4
Fiskadoro ....... Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,509	Though a fish might give you a fight, they never say Headache tonight... You can paddle all night in the foam, fish don't care when you come home... In the ocean a stream or brook, fish don't care how many others you hook... There is never cause for dismay, if your fish goes bad just toss it away..... The calendar you do not fear, fish are good every day of the year... Sashimi, sushi or broiled, the taste will never make you recoil... When your out with the boys in a bar a fish will chill in the car... A cold fish you want to get, you know it will still be fresh and wet... You always know in the end, a fish will let you share it with friends... Last edited by Fiskadoro; 03-07-2011 at 04:51 PM.

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03-07-2011, 08:51 AM	#2
bigbarrels Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Vista Posts: 1,111	thanks for the laugh

03-07-2011, 02:38 PM	#5
onetriphudson Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Carlsbad Posts: 143	There's a joke about eating fish in here somewhere...