Am I cruel? - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

dgax65 · 04-30-2008, 12:21 PM

I still had some bait in the tank when I landed the other day. As I was packing up my gear I noticed a seagull standing next to the yak; staring expectantly at my bait tank. I think he was just waiting for me to turn my back so he could make a grab for a mac in the tank. I picked up a mac and tossed it over to the edge of the water. The mac was a little large for this particular seagull and he wasn't able to swallow it. He just stood there and pecked at it for a couple of seconds. The next thing I know, some dessicated old hippie chick quickly waddles over to the mac to save it from the evil bird. She gently picked it up in both hands, cradling it to her saggy, wrinkled boobs as she walked it out into the surf. She then carefully released the mac to swim away to play with Nemo and his other mac friends. The hippie chick turned towards me and gave me the stinky-eye from Hell. This kelp-hugging broad put every bit of PETA-fueled hatred into that stare. I almost felt bad for a minute, but then a flock of seagulls swooped down behind her, fought over the mac and, eventually, one big-ass gull swallowed it and flew away. I then tossed the rest of the remaining macs to the gulls.
So my question is; am I a bad person?

Billy V · 04-30-2008, 12:51 PM

Its always an adventure to see what a hormonally crazed Peta Lovin' Hippy Chick will do. There are 30 different people inside there, one for each day of the month.

They can be dangerous, its best to step back and hope they focus on other prey.

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Have you ever seen the Howard Stern Show where Howard threatens to boil a Lobster if the Peta Chicks didn't strip down nakid' and make out?

Its a classic.

Zed · 04-30-2008, 12:54 PM

I'm interested in what would have happened if you were feeding a seal/sea lion that mack at children's pool.

Are the mack backers as powerful as the seal-huggers?

Dan · 04-30-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zed

I'm interested in what would have happened if you were feeding a seal/sea lion that mack at children's pool.

Are the mack backers as powerful as the seal-huggers?

zacktly. classic

dorado50 · 04-30-2008, 01:26 PM

I don't believe your a bad person, in fact you are probably one of the most intelligent and well versed human on this planet.......

glenniesan · 04-30-2008, 01:38 PM

Your conscience can be clear, imagining that nightly, she probably feeds her 30-some-odd cats the canned version of that very same species she futilly attempted to deliver from the tragic end you had so nefariously plotted.

Spyder · 04-30-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenniesan

Your conscience can be clear, imagining that nightly, she probably feeds her 30-some-odd cats the canned version of that very same species she futilly attempted to deliver from the tragic end you had so nefariously plotted.

Very insightful indeed...............or maybe she felt a special connection/bond with the mac because they both smelled the same.

cabojohn · 04-30-2008, 02:22 PM

how do you live with yourself?

Geze Louise...you could have chucked yer extra bait near the hippie, PETA member, tree hugger, stink eye, lady thingy so they swarmed her.

nmbrinkman · 04-30-2008, 02:32 PM

"Mine! Mine! Mine!"

Handymansd · 04-30-2008, 03:09 PM

I think this calls for a sea gull catching trip at the beach!! Next time leave the mac nose hooked, and fly a feathered kite in front of those seal hugging, mac loving, leather toting, Birkenstock wearing, unshaven, hippie reject, PITA freaks!..... E-Gads! I hope that some hippie PITA chick is there next time I come in with bait. What a Biotch!

WTG Doug!... You're my Hero!

You mac torturing fool!!

herbo · 04-30-2008, 05:59 PM

the perfect ending would have been her being strafed with seagull poop!!!lol

slayersmith · 05-01-2008, 03:23 PM

PETA = People eating tasty animals lol

Take it easy!

Aaron

aguachico · 05-01-2008, 09:51 PM

Doug, you should have chopped the macs in half and told her "this way the birds don't get hurt swallowing the wiggling macs"

sterling · 05-01-2008, 10:29 PM

Maybe you should have gone over to her and politely asked if she was a vegetarian. Most likey the answer would be yes. Then matter of factly told her that 10 of Millions of insects of rodents die agonizing and violent deaths farming fields to grow her vegetables. Then give her the stick eye and yell, "MURDERER!!"

Probably wouldn't put it into perspective for her, but it might be kind of fun

TUNAFISH · 05-01-2008, 10:32 PM

I might of gone as far as to stick the macs head first in the sand up to their gills and they would be waving their little tails goodbye. Save me hippie chick, save me. Wouldn't that be a laugh, I'll bet shes a pot smoker

or a pole smoker

bajadog · 05-02-2008, 05:20 AM

Too bad you didn't have any more bait to bite the head off in front of her!

GREYAK · 05-07-2008, 07:53 AM

Dgax, You crack me up. At least the fur didn't any.

zinkysd · 05-08-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TUNAFISH

Wouldn't that be a laugh, I'll bet shes a pot smoker

or a pole smoker

LOL

dorf · 05-09-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TUNAFISH

I'll bet shes a pot smoker

or a pole smoker

If she was a pole smoker then she MIGHT be of some use.

frndthdevl · 05-09-2008, 04:13 PM

[quote=TUNAFISH;23766]I, I'll bet shes a pot smoker

you say that like it is a bad thing.

peace
jeff

Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.

04-30-2008, 12:21 PM	#1
dgax65 Guerro Grande Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 629	Am I cruel? I still had some bait in the tank when I landed the other day. As I was packing up my gear I noticed a seagull standing next to the yak; staring expectantly at my bait tank. I think he was just waiting for me to turn my back so he could make a grab for a mac in the tank. I picked up a mac and tossed it over to the edge of the water. The mac was a little large for this particular seagull and he wasn't able to swallow it. He just stood there and pecked at it for a couple of seconds. The next thing I know, some dessicated old hippie chick quickly waddles over to the mac to save it from the evil bird. She gently picked it up in both hands, cradling it to her saggy, wrinkled boobs as she walked it out into the surf. She then carefully released the mac to swim away to play with Nemo and his other mac friends. The hippie chick turned towards me and gave me the stinky-eye from Hell. This kelp-hugging broad put every bit of PETA-fueled hatred into that stare. I almost felt bad for a minute, but then a flock of seagulls swooped down behind her, fought over the mac and, eventually, one big-ass gull swallowed it and flew away. I then tossed the rest of the remaining macs to the gulls. So my question is; am I a bad person? __________________ Douglas Gaxiola Team No Fish- Amateur Staff

04-30-2008, 12:51 PM	#2
Billy V Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bay Ho Posts: 1,382	Its always an adventure to see what a hormonally crazed Peta Lovin' Hippy Chick will do. There are 30 different people inside there, one for each day of the month. They can be dangerous, its best to step back and hope they focus on other prey. --------------------------- Have you ever seen the Howard Stern Show where Howard threatens to boil a Lobster if the Peta Chicks didn't strip down nakid' and make out? Its a classic. Last edited by Billy V; 04-30-2008 at 11:36 PM.

04-30-2008, 03:09 PM	#10
Handymansd Ancient Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On The Water Posts: 935	I think this calls for a sea gull catching trip at the beach!! Next time leave the mac nose hooked, and fly a feathered kite in front of those seal hugging, mac loving, leather toting, Birkenstock wearing, unshaven, hippie reject, PITA freaks!..... E-Gads! I hope that some hippie PITA chick is there next time I come in with bait. What a Biotch! WTG Doug!... You're my Hero! You mac torturing fool!! __________________ All men are equal before fish. -Herbert Hoover

04-30-2008, 05:59 PM	#11
herbo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canyon Country, Ca. Posts: 116	the perfect ending would have been her being strafed with seagull poop!!!lol __________________ mellow yellow malibu eXtreme

05-02-2008, 05:20 AM	#16
bajadog I eats what I kills Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 393	Too bad you didn't have any more bait to bite the head off in front of her! __________________ Please release bill-fish.

04-30-2008, 12:54 PM	#3
Zed BANNED Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: W of 5 Posts: 1,265	I'm interested in what would have happened if you were feeding a seal/sea lion that mack at children's pool. Are the mack backers as powerful as the seal-huggers?

04-30-2008, 01:26 PM	#5
dorado50 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: La Jolla Shores Posts: 1,626	I don't believe your a bad person, in fact you are probably one of the most intelligent and well versed human on this planet.......

04-30-2008, 01:38 PM	#6
glenniesan Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Marcos Posts: 37	Your conscience can be clear, imagining that nightly, she probably feeds her 30-some-odd cats the canned version of that very same species she futilly attempted to deliver from the tragic end you had so nefariously plotted.

04-30-2008, 02:22 PM	#8
cabojohn PROBATION Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 656	how do you live with yourself? Geze Louise...you could have chucked yer extra bait near the hippie, PETA member, tree hugger, stink eye, lady thingy so they swarmed her.

04-30-2008, 02:32 PM	#9
nmbrinkman Work Sucks! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 559	"Mine! Mine! Mine!"

05-01-2008, 03:23 PM	#12
slayersmith Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Torrance. ca Posts: 76	PETA = People eating tasty animals lol Take it easy! Aaron

05-01-2008, 09:51 PM	#13
aguachico Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 719	Doug, you should have chopped the macs in half and told her "this way the birds don't get hurt swallowing the wiggling macs"

05-01-2008, 10:29 PM	#14
sterling Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 118	Maybe you should have gone over to her and politely asked if she was a vegetarian. Most likey the answer would be yes. Then matter of factly told her that 10 of Millions of insects of rodents die agonizing and violent deaths farming fields to grow her vegetables. Then give her the stick eye and yell, "MURDERER!!" Probably wouldn't put it into perspective for her, but it might be kind of fun

05-01-2008, 10:32 PM	#15
TUNAFISH Junior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fallbrook Posts: 7	I might of gone as far as to stick the macs head first in the sand up to their gills and they would be waving their little tails goodbye. Save me hippie chick, save me. Wouldn't that be a laugh, I'll bet shes a pot smoker or a pole smoker

05-07-2008, 07:53 AM	#17
GREYAK Junior Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Huntington Beach Posts: 26	Dgax, You crack me up. At least the fur didn't any.

05-09-2008, 04:13 PM	#20
frndthdevl Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Lakeside Posts: 3	[quote=TUNAFISH;23766]I, I'll bet shes a pot smoker you say that like it is a bad thing. peace jeff Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.

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