Serious, but slightly distasteful question

[CKallday71]

What do you guys do if you're on the water, and you need to drop a deuce?

I mean, it's not like there's floating porta potties out there right?

Just curious.

[ful-rac]

Simple....drop your waders, your underwear and let it fly! Hopefully it goes where you want it... and then don't tell anybody...

[jruiz]

Makes pretty good catfish bait

[CKallday71]

I'm never eating catfish again.

[mralbacore]

Simply... find a cabin cruiser nearby and ask him if you could use that...

[Raskal311]

[Biggameaddict]

Get on your knees and over the side.

[taggermike]

Thats a ligit but nasty Q. Peeing through a scupper hole is easy. Maybe you could slip a deuce through a mirage dive slot. Sitting on a bucket would set you of ballance in most yaks. Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side or just hoping the cheeks stay closed until
you make to the can on shore. Mike

[blitzburgh]

Originally Posted by taggermike

Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side

^^^^^^^This .

Not sayin' I ever did it...but, yeah...this^^^^^^^

[CKallday71]

The black ops piss pal is hysterical but useless for the deuce. I think I'd probably have to bail over the side, dump, and then paddle my ass off.

[GregAndrew]

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

[GR6RR]

Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above.

[Croaker Dave]

If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

[jorluivil]

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

[TEAMFISH]

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

[Cbad Mike]

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

[Deamon]

I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later.

[CheapPelican]

Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters.

[Croaker Dave]

Originally Posted by TEAMFISH

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

With that setup you become a roaming public comfort station. An ocean outhouse, if you will; a paddlin potty, littorial loo, swanie of the swells. Hail CH 71 for the chamberpot.

[packeryakker]

If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.