Messed up but funny (: - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Rocketfish · 10-30-2017, 10:27 AM

A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find two grim-faced Harbor Master officers.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife,".

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.

One officer said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news"!

Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

The officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. What could possibly be the good news?"

The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 60's, and we feel you are entitled to a share of the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

Dannowar · 10-30-2017, 11:48 AM

BAHAHAHAHA

goldenglory18 · 10-30-2017, 01:41 PM

LOL.....

Mahigeer · 10-30-2017, 03:53 PM

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Ro12 · 10-31-2017, 09:46 AM

Hahahaha

octico · 11-01-2017, 12:51 PM

LOL!

10-30-2017, 10:27 AM	#1
Rocketfish Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: North O.C. Posts: 156	Messed up but funny (: A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find two grim-faced Harbor Master officers. "We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife,". "Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked. One officer said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news"! Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. What could possibly be the good news?" The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 60's, and we feel you are entitled to a share of the catch." Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

10-30-2017, 11:48 AM	#2
Dannowar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,823	BAHAHAHAHA __________________ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever." — Brian Wilson

10-30-2017, 01:41 PM	#3
goldenglory18 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 861	LOL.....

10-30-2017, 03:53 PM	#4
Mahigeer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,897	Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

10-31-2017, 09:46 AM	#5
Ro12 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 137	Hahahaha

11-01-2017, 12:51 PM	#6
octico Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: The city of Orange Posts: 1,278	LOL!