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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Under the Shadow
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Joke of the Day
Another one from Mike / Mickfish
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down , I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my kayak which I keep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Kayak, that I noticed a small hole in the side just above the water line. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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01-06-2014, 03:58 PM
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Tail Chaser!
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Murrieta
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That was great thanks!!!
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01-07-2014, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Menifee
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LMFAO
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01-07-2014, 08:12 AM
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WildernessWanker
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Lancaster, CA
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Absolutely awesome! This made my morning.
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01-07-2014, 09:24 AM
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Team Get $$
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
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Just what I needed. LOL!
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01-07-2014, 10:26 AM
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Lucky Fisher
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: too far inland
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awesome! but what happened with the wife? ROFL....
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