|
Home | Forum | Online Store | Information | LJ Webcam | Gallery | Register | FAQ | Community | Calendar | Today's Posts | Search |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
01-04-2012, 06:26 PM | #1 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Please help me stop my roommate from killing himself.
Ok maybe not so dramatic, but I got your attention right?
My roommate went all Gung-Ho and bought some spear guns off craiglist. He's never spear fished a day in his life. He's a little over excited and it talking about going out blindly looking for fish. So far, the conversations have gone like this. Me: So, what's your plan... Him: I dunno, just go out in the bay and look for fish Me: You'll probably get run over by a boat Him: Nah man, I'll I've got the buoy, i'll stay by it Me: 1) Not everyone, maybe not even half of the people in the bay are smart drivers. 2) You're right, all the fish in San Diego will gather right under your buoy waiting to get shot Him: Eh Him: Hey, you know anything about spear fishing? Brent @OEX: Yeah, I know about it Him: What's the average size fish you catch in the kelp Brent @OEX: I don't shoot at anything less than 50# Him: Nice man, I'm bringing home 50# tomorrow from La Jolla Me: Yeah, cause everyone goes and shoots 50#'s all day long... Him: Bro I got this Me: So, did you buy an anchor or anything Him: Nah, I think I'll just somehow tie my kayak to the kelp Me: /facepalm Me: So, show me how you hold the gun Him: (Holds it like an m16) Me: So what you're saying is you don't want to keep your fingers? So, these are just a few short conversations of the many things we've discussed. What I'm asking here is, if anyone into spear fishing (I'm not experienced) wouldn't mind taking my buddy out and showing him the ropes? He's a really nice guy, eager to learn, charming, likes long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners. Let me know. He's got everything he needs, just some direction. Thanks all! |
01-04-2012, 08:03 PM | #2 |
Team Keine Zugehörigkeit
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Way out there
Posts: 2,854
|
__________________
Não alimente os trolls------------Don't feed the trolls---------------インタネット荒らしを無視しろ |
01-04-2012, 08:16 PM | #3 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Bay Ho
Posts: 1,382
|
be careful you'll shoot your eye out....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOubTxNPQQo -------------------------- This Guy would make the perfect instructor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS1p2...eature=related
__________________
|
01-04-2012, 08:38 PM | #4 |
Support your local pangas
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Lj
Posts: 976
|
Spearos are like macks for gws!!
__________________
Thanks Matt F. |
01-05-2012, 07:46 AM | #5 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: newbury park ca
Posts: 2,323
|
Quote:
but seriously...don't shoot your eye out....lol
__________________
|
|
01-05-2012, 07:54 AM | #6 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Oceanside
Posts: 215
|
LMFAO!!!
funniest post i have seen in a long time!!
I see a news article coming....inside front page of san diego section "new spearo kills self while trying to fight furbag for WSB" lol |
01-05-2012, 12:14 PM | #7 |
Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 77
|
Spear expertise
Have him talk to Mark at Spear shack in OB.
|
|
|