Party Crashers - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

RK · 08-30-2011, 11:19 PM

One lonely afternoon I decided to throw a party I apologize if you didnt get the invitation it was really rude of me but I'm sort of a loner and don't really like people but maybe you weren't on the list...

I invited the smallest fry I could find, I even sent an invitation out to those messy houseguests the greenbacks whom cordially rsvp'd and brought a few of they're friends who peed all over the toilet seat....

We were all sitting around having the hell time drinking, smoking (the greenbacks have a medicinal card), talking and frolicking enjoying the quiet time together listening to popping bait and picking terns discussing life...

When all of a sudden I hear the Metallica album "Kill Em All" being blasted at a ridiculously rude volume..

I turn to look at who is crashing my party with such disrespect and wouldn't you know it guess who decided to show,the guests of honor.. Rude little hoodlums with they're loud music and anti establishment attitudes....

God I love these guys.....

Maybe I'll invite you next summer.

Sincere Apologies,

Ryan

Disclaimer-All other angry heavy metal moshing, bait ball destroying partygoers were released unharmed after this party they are currently in anger management courses..... That was for you Dan (TDD)

The Kid · 08-30-2011, 11:31 PM

I like crashing parties and those who like to crash them as well. Well done Ryan.

RK · 08-30-2011, 11:36 PM

Kevin your invited... As I know your familiar with these parties...

The Kid · 08-30-2011, 11:38 PM

Been partying for 3 months straight my friend. We had a good ol time today too.

jorluivil · 08-30-2011, 11:47 PM

Sweet!!!

I had some party crashers Monday, but they all looked like recovering drugs addicts.....NOT THE KIND OF PARTYGOERS I'M IN TO!!

RK · 08-30-2011, 11:48 PM

Kevin-Theres nothing I dont like about that, I think last month I was trying to party with the wrong hoes.... Partying too much can lead to rehab and overdoses but what an awesome way to go....

The Kid · 08-30-2011, 11:59 PM

hahahahahaha lmfao!!! There's no such thing as too much.

swinginFish · 08-31-2011, 06:09 AM

Nice presentation of lure (intro), subtle enticement (choice metaphore), and effective hook set (OTW shot). WTG!

Thanks for the intel and squid the other day. YT's were around, albeit lethargic.

Avery

Handymansd · 08-31-2011, 07:53 AM

Congrats on a great catch and an even better post!

blitzburgh · 08-31-2011, 08:15 AM

NICE!

Dan · 08-31-2011, 08:41 AM

Rager! And you're wearing the lampshade on your head in your underwear!

Caden · 08-31-2011, 11:02 AM

Nice post bro

RK · 08-31-2011, 12:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thanks guys

Avery- Thanks for the good grade, and thats what we do man help eachother.

Eric- I gave up on the little beefcake moody flat chested party girls a while ago, been livin the dream ever since..

Dan- Your the man..........

TDD

Scally-Your also the man

NTDD

My previous WCW submittal this month we never got an accurate weight on as the scale crapped out while weighing and I wanted to get it on ice and eat it... . Heres one from my first rager this month im still recovering from. We dropped some acid at this one and played pink floyds the wall backwards while watching the wizard of oz.....Things got weird..

dorado50 · 08-31-2011, 01:45 PM

We dropped some acid at this one and played pink floyds the wall backwards while watching the wizard of oz.....Things got weird..[/QUOTE]

Been there...done that! Good post and great fishes...

MattRabasco · 08-31-2011, 03:17 PM

Nice Ryan, great report! Saw some
of those out there yesterday, but could not connect! Quality!

sdfisher · 08-31-2011, 03:22 PM

Looks like a bitchin party!

THE DARKHORSE · 09-04-2011, 10:34 AM

Did you pop the cherry on the jig-stick, Ryan...twice!?! I love that shot of you holding both tails, stoked out of your mind!

It's kind of hard to tell by the photo, but it also looks like your front hatch isn't closed and secured. I'm sure it is secure and I can't see the strap, but word for the wise--- incase some kayak newbie is listening anyway: always, always, always---make sure your front hatch is closed when attempting to take legend photos like this. If you're brand new Hobie, with the $1,000 sonar and custom wrapped rods were to flip in the process of taking that incredible photo---it will fill up with water and sink in about ten seconds. Like a rock!

I know Ryan is a hardcore watermen and more than capable of swimming ten miles and night navigation via landmarks, but the real question is, are you?

RK · 09-05-2011, 10:16 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen....

DO NOT DO WHAT I DO....

As Ive been in the water 95% of my life,
and on top of that am not very smart and sort of reckless.

Now stop reading and go fishing

08-30-2011, 11:19 PM	#1
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	Party Crashers One lonely afternoon I decided to throw a party I apologize if you didnt get the invitation it was really rude of me but I'm sort of a loner and don't really like people but maybe you weren't on the list... I invited the smallest fry I could find, I even sent an invitation out to those messy houseguests the greenbacks whom cordially rsvp'd and brought a few of they're friends who peed all over the toilet seat.... We were all sitting around having the hell time drinking, smoking (the greenbacks have a medicinal card), talking and frolicking enjoying the quiet time together listening to popping bait and picking terns discussing life... When all of a sudden I hear the Metallica album "Kill Em All" being blasted at a ridiculously rude volume.. I turn to look at who is crashing my party with such disrespect and wouldn't you know it guess who decided to show,the guests of honor.. Rude little hoodlums with they're loud music and anti establishment attitudes.... God I love these guys..... Maybe I'll invite you next summer. Sincere Apologies, Ryan Disclaimer-All other angry heavy metal moshing, bait ball destroying partygoers were released unharmed after this party they are currently in anger management courses..... That was for you Dan (TDD) Attached Images Last edited by RK; 08-30-2011 at 11:32 PM.

08-30-2011, 11:47 PM	#5
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	Sweet!!! I had some party crashers Monday, but they all looked like recovering drugs addicts.....NOT THE KIND OF PARTYGOERS I'M IN TO!! __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

08-31-2011, 06:09 AM	#8
swinginFish Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 173	English A-, Fishing, A+ Nice presentation of lure (intro), subtle enticement (choice metaphore), and effective hook set (OTW shot). WTG! Thanks for the intel and squid the other day. YT's were around, albeit lethargic. Avery

08-31-2011, 07:53 AM	#9
Handymansd Ancient Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: On The Water Posts: 935	Congrats on a great catch and an even better post! __________________ All men are equal before fish. -Herbert Hoover

08-31-2011, 08:15 AM	#10
blitzburgh Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Menifee Posts: 2,509	NICE! __________________ ”The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” ~Thomas Jefferson.........maybe

08-30-2011, 11:31 PM	#2
The Kid Loves Surface Irons Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 455	I like crashing parties and those who like to crash them as well. Well done Ryan.

08-30-2011, 11:36 PM	#3
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	Kevin your invited... As I know your familiar with these parties...

08-30-2011, 11:38 PM	#4
The Kid Loves Surface Irons Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 455	Been partying for 3 months straight my friend. We had a good ol time today too.

08-30-2011, 11:48 PM	#6
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	Kevin-Theres nothing I dont like about that, I think last month I was trying to party with the wrong hoes.... Partying too much can lead to rehab and overdoses but what an awesome way to go....

08-30-2011, 11:59 PM	#7
The Kid Loves Surface Irons Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 455	hahahahahaha lmfao!!! There's no such thing as too much.

08-31-2011, 08:41 AM	#11
Dan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,053	Rager! And you're wearing the lampshade on your head in your underwear!

08-31-2011, 11:02 AM	#12
Caden Homeless will fish 4 food Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: rosemead Posts: 171	Nice post bro

08-31-2011, 12:15 PM	#13
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thanks guys Avery- Thanks for the good grade, and thats what we do man help eachother. Eric- I gave up on the little beefcake moody flat chested party girls a while ago, been livin the dream ever since.. Dan- Your the man.......... TDD Scally-Your also the man NTDD My previous WCW submittal this month we never got an accurate weight on as the scale crapped out while weighing and I wanted to get it on ice and eat it... . Heres one from my first rager this month im still recovering from. We dropped some acid at this one and played pink floyds the wall backwards while watching the wizard of oz.....Things got weird.. Attached Images Last edited by RK; 08-31-2011 at 12:36 PM.

08-31-2011, 01:45 PM	#14
dorado50 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: La Jolla Shores Posts: 1,626	We dropped some acid at this one and played pink floyds the wall backwards while watching the wizard of oz.....Things got weird..[/QUOTE] Been there...done that! Good post and great fishes...

08-31-2011, 03:17 PM	#15
MattRabasco Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 102	Nice Ryan, great report! Saw some of those out there yesterday, but could not connect! Quality!

08-31-2011, 03:22 PM	#16
sdfisher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: San Diego Posts: 179	Looks like a bitchin party!

09-04-2011, 10:34 AM	#17
THE DARKHORSE Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Seven minutes from the launch! Posts: 987	Nice fish there, Bud! Did you pop the cherry on the jig-stick, Ryan...twice!?! I love that shot of you holding both tails, stoked out of your mind! It's kind of hard to tell by the photo, but it also looks like your front hatch isn't closed and secured. I'm sure it is secure and I can't see the strap, but word for the wise--- incase some kayak newbie is listening anyway: always, always, always---make sure your front hatch is closed when attempting to take legend photos like this. If you're brand new Hobie, with the $1,000 sonar and custom wrapped rods were to flip in the process of taking that incredible photo---it will fill up with water and sink in about ten seconds. Like a rock! I know Ryan is a hardcore watermen and more than capable of swimming ten miles and night navigation via landmarks, but the real question is, are you? __________________

09-05-2011, 10:16 AM	#18
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	Ladies and Gentlemen.... DO NOT DO WHAT I DO.... As Ive been in the water 95% of my life, and on top of that am not very smart and sort of reckless. Now stop reading and go fishing